When a man (any man) looks at woman (any woman) for any reason he is committing gazer rape. Gazer rape is the unwanted regard of a male who is obviously imagining having sexual intercourse with the woman. Many women consider gazer rape to be as violent and harmful as physical rape. The only known defences against gazer rape are forced blindness or covering oneself from head to toe in a shapeless garb. Note that the cover option is neither controversial nor oppressive: several hundreds of millions of women worldwide willingly embrace such clothing to avoid gazer rape.
Her: Officer, he gazer raped me!
Officer: But he's blind.
Her: Yes. Now he is.
A strong, penetrating stare one gives illustrating contempt, approval, lust, and a variety of other emotions.
Dude, that guy was shooting gazer beams at that hot chick all night.
Mom shot me gazer beams when I made a joke about her friends.
"Did you see that guy in the car behind us?" - Driver
"Yeah, he was shooting you gazer beams for the past five miles." - Passenger
"What a douche bag." - Driver
Lawrie: I was in the toilet and this man started smiling at me after he gazed at my pipe
Professor V: Watch out because he is a Peter Packing Peter Gazer, a dude who loves ramming other dudes after looking at their spears
Lawrie: Let's get the hell out of this area please
Professor V: Yeah, there are too many Gazing Packers out there
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brownwill also be accompanied by a dark soda.