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Someone who stares at your genitals at the urinal or in the gym showers.
Have you noticed that Coach is a gazer?
gazer by Coach Gazer January 15, 2005
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usually a playa lookin up and down a slut/whore/hoochie mamma with another girl on his arm.
ohhh dangg... did you just see that gazer checking out that skank?!
gazer by ~babbiiigurll~ June 5, 2009
A chill person that seems like there not listening but actually are.
Bro I don’t think he herd me ( no he did he’s just a gazer”.
Gazer by Drippystyle’s May 31, 2021

Gazer Gazer 

Some one who is woke popularized by Solluminati. Also can mean someone who sun gazes because they are demi gods.
"Gazer Gazer hoodie so in the buildin".
Gazer Gazer by Gazer Gazer June 17, 2020

gazer rape 

When a man (any man) looks at woman (any woman) for any reason he is committing gazer rape. Gazer rape is the unwanted regard of a male who is obviously imagining having sexual intercourse with the woman. Many women consider gazer rape to be as violent and harmful as physical rape. The only known defences against gazer rape are forced blindness or covering oneself from head to toe in a shapeless garb. Note that the cover option is neither controversial nor oppressive: several hundreds of millions of women worldwide willingly embrace such clothing to avoid gazer rape.
Her: Officer, he gazer raped me!
Officer: But he's blind.
Her: Yes. Now he is.
gazer rape by Azuxaekzixael November 29, 2017

Gazer Beam 

A strong, penetrating stare one gives illustrating contempt, approval, lust, and a variety of other emotions.
Dude, that guy was shooting gazer beams at that hot chick all night.

Mom shot me gazer beams when I made a joke about her friends.

"Did you see that guy in the car behind us?" - Driver
"Yeah, he was shooting you gazer beams for the past five miles." - Passenger
"What a douche bag." - Driver
Gazer Beam by The Lovdahlinator September 2, 2011

Peter Packing Peter Gazer 

A man who tries to have sex with other men in the urinals of public bathrooms
Lawrie: I was in the toilet and this man started smiling at me after he gazed at my pipe
Professor V: Watch out because he is a Peter Packing Peter Gazer, a dude who loves ramming other dudes after looking at their spears
Lawrie: Let's get the hell out of this area please
Professor V: Yeah, there are too many Gazing Packers out there
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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