gazer

Someone who stares at your genitals at the urinal or in the gym showers.

Have you noticed that Coach is a gazer?

by Coach Gazer January 15, 2005

gazer

usually a playa lookin up and down a slut/whore/hoochie mamma with another girl on his arm.

ohhh dangg... did you just see that gazer checking out that skank?!

by ~babbiiigurll~ June 5, 2009

Gazer

A chill person that seems like there not listening but actually are.

Bro I don’t think he herd me ( no he did he’s just a gazer”.

by Drippystyle’s May 31, 2021

Gazer Gazer

Some one who is woke popularized by Solluminati. Also can mean someone who sun gazes because they are demi gods.

"Gazer Gazer hoodie so in the buildin".

by Gazer Gazer June 17, 2020

gazer rape

When a man (any man) looks at woman (any woman) for any reason he is committing gazer rape. Gazer rape is the unwanted regard of a male who is obviously imagining having sexual intercourse with the woman. Many women consider gazer rape to be as violent and harmful as physical rape. The only known defences against gazer rape are forced blindness or covering oneself from head to toe in a shapeless garb. Note that the cover option is neither controversial nor oppressive: several hundreds of millions of women worldwide willingly embrace such clothing to avoid gazer rape.

Her: Officer, he gazer raped me!
Officer: But he's blind.
Her: Yes. Now he is.

by Azuxaekzixael November 29, 2017

Gazer Beam

A strong, penetrating stare one gives illustrating contempt, approval, lust, and a variety of other emotions.

Dude, that guy was shooting gazer beams at that hot chick all night.

Mom shot me gazer beams when I made a joke about her friends.

"Did you see that guy in the car behind us?" - Driver
"Yeah, he was shooting you gazer beams for the past five miles." - Passenger
"What a douche bag." - Driver

by The Lovdahlinator September 2, 2011

Peter Packing Peter Gazer

A man who tries to have sex with other men in the urinals of public bathrooms

Lawrie: I was in the toilet and this man started smiling at me after he gazed at my pipe
Professor V: Watch out because he is a Peter Packing Peter Gazer, a dude who loves ramming other dudes after looking at their spears
Lawrie: Let's get the hell out of this area please
Professor V: Yeah, there are too many Gazing Packers out there

by BirkbeckPHDUM October 15, 2018