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when you give up on something you started off doing with lots of gusto! For example, taking care of a child.
friend: how is the baby?
you: it is fine! I can't wait for it to grow as a human!
{4 days later}
friend: how is the baby?
you: meh can't be asked.
friend: wait so you're gluffing on the child?!
you: yeh it is so annoying!
gluffing by SpicyAids July 4, 2018
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Gruffing 

Gruffing is the act of wanking off a homeless man under a bridge. Its a reference to the popular childrens fairy tale the Billy Goats Gruff. Don't think there was any wanking in that though.
"Jimmy's been wearing a sling all week after a particularly vigorous Gruffing session."
Gruffing by Paddyhahahaha May 11, 2010
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guffington 

a blowjob, also known as "giving head".
chelsea amaral gave the entire party guffingtons.
guffington by guffington February 1, 2009

Gruffing 

Hating. Unnecessarily rude, belittling, and/or grumpy about a particular person/place/thing.
She's been gruffing on him all week. /or/ I'm gruffing these shoes; so uncomfortable. /or/ Don't be gruffin'
Gruffing by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

Piggy Back Guffing 

When another does an audible guff (fart) and you decide to drop a silent one on the back of theirs and blame them for the offensive odour
Mark: "parrrrrp" Whoops, sorry, couldn't hold it in any longer
Baz: "Pfffst" ... OMG Mark, that smells gross, you got dead rats up your bum
Mark: You sure you're not Piggy Back Guffing again as mine don't smell that bad
Piggy Back Guffing by Fatcatkim November 3, 2011
1. the act of meddling in free-trade.
2. Monopolizing the Toilet Paper industry.
3. a person whom has never lived in a green house
1: You are hereby under arrest for gluffining
2: Yo man, I'm totally gluffin'!
3: I have something to tell you... I'm not too proud but... I'm a gluffin...
gluffin by Jeff June 30, 2006
Lip syncing with a song on a web video
That kid guffing the Cardigans is such a homo.
guffing by Christopher1065 January 3, 2009
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
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Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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