guff 

When something is a load of rubbish !
talking non-sense

dont give us yer guff : dont tok shite/rubbish

guff by hisstohat March 14, 2009

guff 

A cloud of foul gas left hovering in the air after some bastard just farted.

Whilst shopping in the frozen meats section of the supermarket I walked into someone’s guff and nearly blew chunks on the cold meat display

guff by derek May 26, 2005

guff 

giving someone problems
aka beef, shananigans,sass,shit

Dont you give me no guff slut or i'll slap yo eye straight

guff by DayDay December 17, 2003

guff 

"general unspecified free food"

This is a cooperative term originated in the Ann Arbor Student Cooperatives, specifically in the Michigan House.

Though the term originated to refer to food, it is now expanded to anything that is available for use by anyone, for example, food, blankets, books, and penises.

Hey, are these cookies guff?

Yeah, I made them for everyone last night.

guff by gufflove September 15, 2010

Guff 

Over-inflated information, bordering on superfluous or wholly irrelevant.

Origins: Onomatopoeic word describing a fart that starts with a short, low musical note, followed by a more prolonged, muffled “fffffh”, usually achieved by sitting on office furniture.

"Never read the manual, it's usually just guff in twenty languages."

Guff by Um Kazaar March 27, 2003

guff 

Idle talk or excuses.

Don't give me any of your guff.

guff by Sista from anotha Mista August 21, 2005

Guff 

A stinky fart. Usually a quiet 'parp' sound, rather than a squelchy one.

"Ahh mate, did you just guff? That reeks!"

Guff by McGee88 March 11, 2009