guff

When something is a load of rubbish !
talking non-sense

dont give us yer guff : dont tok shite/rubbish

by hisstohat March 14, 2009

guff

A cloud of foul gas left hovering in the air after some bastard just farted.

Whilst shopping in the frozen meats section of the supermarket I walked into someone’s guff and nearly blew chunks on the cold meat display

by derek May 26, 2005

guff

giving someone problems
aka beef, shananigans,sass,shit

Dont you give me no guff slut or i'll slap yo eye straight

by DayDay December 17, 2003

guff

"general unspecified free food"

This is a cooperative term originated in the Ann Arbor Student Cooperatives, specifically in the Michigan House.

Though the term originated to refer to food, it is now expanded to anything that is available for use by anyone, for example, food, blankets, books, and penises.

Hey, are these cookies guff?

Yeah, I made them for everyone last night.

by gufflove September 15, 2010

guff

Idle talk or excuses.

Don't give me any of your guff.

by Sista from anotha Mista August 21, 2005

guff

we used to say it in school. a really stinky fart

"i ate so many beans i guffed myself unconscious"

by i can't believe how much i rule June 2, 2004

guff

to fart, to let one go

oh god, somebody just guffed! Was that you? Did you just guff?

by pantsonhead December 23, 2002