guffington 

a blowjob, also known as "giving head".

chelsea amaral gave the entire party guffingtons.

guffington by guffington February 1, 2009

Huffington Post 

Your #1 source for all that is not news. If you are utterly dying to know what color Miley Cyrus' shit was on Tuesday or felt that you would not die happy unless you found out once and for all how drunk Lindsay Lohan got after she partied in LA without a bra, then this is the site for you!!!

The Kardashians are so talented! I know; I read it in the Huffington Post.

Huffington Post by EmanNeercs August 17, 2012

Huffington Post 

The sewer of the liberal political blogosphere.

Did you read all those comments on Huffington Post wishing Tony Snow a slow, painful death from cancer? Classy.

Huffington Post by StaffOfMagius December 16, 2007

Duffington 

There is an urban legend, of a powerful rage, that awakens inside the human soul. There is someone named Duff, and inside him lays rage incarnate. When the rage boils to the surface, he transforms into Duffington. Duffington is a dark entity that revels in the night and looks for unsuspecting victims to slaughter. It is impossible to know when he is coming for you and impossible for anyone to track him, as he glides over the ground and melds into shadows. The last thing victims ever hear is a small cackle before their throat is slit.

Joe: What a nice night!
<sees a dark figure approaching swiftly>
Joe: Hey! Who are-
<SLICE>

Duffington by Phil Vargas April 21, 2005

The Huffington Poo 

The daily dose of crappy blogging you get from The Huffington Post.

Did you read the ultra-moronic comments today on The Huffington Poo?
Yeah... specially the accolades to the First Lady from Planet of the Apes.

The Huffington Poo by rperazag May 6, 2010

Baby huffington 

A baby that’s easy to bother and annoy, and easily cries at everything.

I was babysitting my friend’s baby and he was totally pulling a Baby Huffington and he would not stop crying! I literally was in hell the whole time I was taking care of him!

Baby huffington by Justicewithtacosandweed August 24, 2018

Buffington 

An adjective which describes an attractive woman. (British Slang)

Jack: "So I hear you're getting a foreign exchange student."
Ryan: "What of it?"
Jack: "I hope she's buffington."
Ryan: "Me too."
Jack: "Dibs."

Buffington by KyleIsCrazy March 30, 2009