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The act of queefing in one's face
Guffing is my new secret move in the bedroom

I got totally guffed last night - so unexpected!

To spice things up in the bedroom, I'm gonna guf him tonight
Guffing by Broazvd August 2, 2024
Guffing is when you cuck your grandpa by interacting in sexual intercourse with your grandma right in front of him
I’m gonna guff you. I was guffing my best friends grandpa.
guffing by Snailgiver12 January 9, 2025
My friend, Aiden, was totally guffing last night
Guffing by Cock Wrangler 1984 January 31, 2026

Piggy Back Guffing 

When another does an audible guff (fart) and you decide to drop a silent one on the back of theirs and blame them for the offensive odour
Mark: "parrrrrp" Whoops, sorry, couldn't hold it in any longer
Baz: "Pfffst" ... OMG Mark, that smells gross, you got dead rats up your bum
Mark: You sure you're not Piggy Back Guffing again as mine don't smell that bad
Piggy Back Guffing by Fatcatkim November 3, 2011
From the verb "to gurf". The action of eating fast and gulping at the same time. Popular word amongst Twitch streamers and vtubers like the infamous CodeMiko.
I'm gurfing chat !
gurfing by ryhverse November 19, 2022
The act of making animated GIFs animations using Photoshop, GIMP or some other graphics editing program.
Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: I'm giffing Teen Wolf!
Giffing by obriens March 10, 2013
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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