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That kid guffing the Cardigans is such a homo.
guffing by Christopher1065 January 3, 2009
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The act of queefing in one's face
Guffing is my new secret move in the bedroom

I got totally guffed last night - so unexpected!

To spice things up in the bedroom, I'm gonna guf him tonight
Guffing by Broazvd August 2, 2024
Guffing is when you cuck your grandpa by interacting in sexual intercourse with your grandma right in front of him
I’m gonna guff you. I was guffing my best friends grandpa.
guffing by Snailgiver12 January 9, 2025
My friend, Aiden, was totally guffing last night
Guffing by Cock Wrangler 1984 January 31, 2026

Piggy Back Guffing 

When another does an audible guff (fart) and you decide to drop a silent one on the back of theirs and blame them for the offensive odour
Mark: "parrrrrp" Whoops, sorry, couldn't hold it in any longer
Baz: "Pfffst" ... OMG Mark, that smells gross, you got dead rats up your bum
Mark: You sure you're not Piggy Back Guffing again as mine don't smell that bad
Piggy Back Guffing by Fatcatkim November 3, 2011
From the verb "to gurf". The action of eating fast and gulping at the same time. Popular word amongst Twitch streamers and vtubers like the infamous CodeMiko.
I'm gurfing chat !
gurfing by ryhverse November 19, 2022
The act of making animated GIFs animations using Photoshop, GIMP or some other graphics editing program.
Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: I'm giffing Teen Wolf!
Giffing by obriens March 10, 2013
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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