Pocketty

Someone/thing that is so adorable and sweet that you want to carry them around in your pocket for the rest of days.

Human 1: So, planning on proposing to Paula?
Human 2: Yeah, she is definitely pocketty.

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

Serving Face

Tipping your servers generously.

Can be used sarcastically for smaller coinage.

*after meal your friend flips a Franklin* You must have ate that meal because gorl, you're serving FACE!

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

Prattle Snake

A person who slithers into the middle of a conversation, ultimately dominating it, as they won't stop talking.

Rita is such a prattle snake at work. Every single break we have she just appears, as if by magic, and then won't let anyone else get a word in.

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

Hams

Legs with THICK thighs that taper to tiny ankles.

After a workout Henry's legs were so swollen they looked like hams. /or/ Damn those hams! Gorgeous ✨️

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

Gruffin-Muffin

While Gruff is a hater or group of haters, a gruffin-muffin is a delightful post fight reward. Also known as hate sex, post fight coitus, or an angry lay.

His favourite way to make up after a fight is to get some gruffin-muffin. /or/ The gruffin-muffin inevitably made them more cheersighted.

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

Panning for gold

Hunting for a sugar daddy/mommy.

She was panning for gold on Tinder, and caught herself a sugar mommy.

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

Ossified

Thoroughly boned. Intercourse so pleasurable one can hardly move after.

Alternate meaning: fucked.

He was certainly ossified after that adventure. /or/ "Get ossified!" /or/ The two were destined for ossification.

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023