dirt soap

Ineffective or unsuccessful.

Alternatively: wrong and/or cringe; leaving you feeling dirty afterward

That recent ad campaign was dirt soap. We'll have to take another approach next time. /or/ That show is dirt soap, I always feel yuck after watching it. /or/ Sorry, that information is dirt soap, you should do your research. /or/ Ew, that's dirt soap.

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

Sleeper

An unexpectedly high dose edible that creeps up on you and knocks you out.

That gummy last night was a real sleeper, I passed out way too fast.

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

Ossified

Thoroughly boned. Intercourse so pleasurable one can hardly move after.

Alternate meaning: fucked.

He was certainly ossified after that adventure. /or/ "Get ossified!" /or/ The two were destined for ossification.

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

Fancy

A person/item/object that brings you joy. Something delightful. A term of endearment, usually for adorable/beautiful objects, but can be used as a substitute for all loved things, like your favourite human (fancy).

I love you, Fancy! (Referring to a spouse) /or/ Thank you! I just love my new fancy! (Referring to a new necklace) /or/ Fancy! Your Fancy Fancy is so fancy! Fancy! /or/ Awww, Fancy! You're so cute!

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

head in the clouds

Performing oral sex in a hotbox (smoked filled vehicle or room).

Human: Head in the clouds tonight?

Other human: Fuck yeah, I'll roll a few fat ones.

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

Tulip

A kiss.

After she walked him home, she expressed her feelings with a tulip on the cheek. /or/ May I give you a tulip?

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

Crusted

Any person/place/thing that is bejeweled; covered in gems/glitter/etc.

Derived from encrusted.

Damn! Your new bracelet is crusted. /or/ Sir, your grill is positively crusted! /or/ That Queen is crusted for the Gods.

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023