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Gruffing 

Gruffing is the act of wanking off a homeless man under a bridge. Its a reference to the popular childrens fairy tale the Billy Goats Gruff. Don't think there was any wanking in that though.
"Jimmy's been wearing a sling all week after a particularly vigorous Gruffing session."
Gruffing by Paddyhahahaha May 11, 2010
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Gruffing 

Hating. Unnecessarily rude, belittling, and/or grumpy about a particular person/place/thing.
She's been gruffing on him all week. /or/ I'm gruffing these shoes; so uncomfortable. /or/ Don't be gruffin'
Gruffing by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023
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Gruffing 

To use lollypop sticks to pleasure your partners rectum area.
I was gruffing my mums son last night, it was awesome!
Gruffing by loraa July 24, 2015

Graffing Out 

The term "Graffing Out" refers to the act of having a few screws lose or to be mentally unstable, commonly used in Dominos for some employees having problems.
Wow, Mike must be Graffing Out. He hasnt done anything right today.
Graffing Out by S2KJ October 5, 2009

groffings 

To participate in a Jonathan Groff related activity. Also used as a way of expressing the sincerest form of genuine good luck or well wishes.
Me: I'm going to go watch Spring Awakening now.
You: Happy Groffings!

Me: Happy Groffings during your groffgasm!
groffings by L-Swizzle November 26, 2010
someone who arrives at your house at 2:30 am to pass out 2 minutes later in an awkward position while watching Creepshow2
gruffin: yo ld can i come to your house?
ld: no
gruffin: do you want me kiss you?
Gruffin by cgriff88 March 22, 2009

Gruffins 

An incredibly rough unsatisfying handjob.
Dude I paid this girl for a good time but she gave me a gruffins!
Gruffins by BuddyBuddie February 19, 2022
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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God Shot 

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