glowbie
A man that tries too hard. He’s in essence dumb. A fuckboy. He’s on social media way too much and probably posts a selfie a day.
glowbie by Miz Parker November 6, 2017
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Glowie
Normally used for the CIA but also used for agencies like the ATF, FBI, etc. Their inability to blend in to the native population's habits, patterns and speech makes them stick out like a sore thumb to the population, hence they "glow in the dark."
The most common trappings of government shills are their inability/hesitation to use the major racial slurs, improper use of memes, and the pushing of mainstream political theories.
See also: Glow in the dark, glowposting
The most common trappings of government shills are their inability/hesitation to use the major racial slurs, improper use of memes, and the pushing of mainstream political theories.
See also: Glow in the dark, glowposting
I feel ya, glowie. Must be frustrating. I know everything I post is satire or attempted satire, or pertaining to my favorite game - Minecraft. So easy to be misunderstood in these wicked times. I hope you get the day off for Christmas, at least.
The worst thing about having an erratic sleeping schedule and being sleeping on American business hours is that you don't get to always read the replies of your designated glowie. When you are most active he is at home sleeping. sucks.
If anyone says, "here's how to get cheap guns illegally", "we should shoot first ", and " Stop larping kill the blank now " that is a glowie pure and simple.
The worst thing about having an erratic sleeping schedule and being sleeping on American business hours is that you don't get to always read the replies of your designated glowie. When you are most active he is at home sleeping. sucks.
If anyone says, "here's how to get cheap guns illegally", "we should shoot first ", and " Stop larping kill the blank now " that is a glowie pure and simple.
Glowie by TinklesTheGoat December 24, 2019
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family of glowies by gaming toaster September 29, 2021
glowiepedia
Another name for wikipedia, based on a combination of the words glowie and wikipedia. This is in reference to the glow emitted by wikipedia’s “neutral” pov, that always just happens to also be the pov of 3-letter agencies. Almost seems like some powerful organisations are systematically editing pages of interest to them.
- Did you know that the official CIA propaganda outlet for asia, Radio Free Asia, is considered a reliable source on wikipedia? There’s not a single article on contemporary asian politics that doesn’t reference it.
- Well, that’s glowiepedia for ya.
- Well, that’s glowiepedia for ya.
glowiepedia by August Palm February 5, 2023