glowbie

A man that tries too hard. He’s in essence dumb. A fuckboy. He’s on social media way too much and probably posts a selfie a day.

Yo, Jon posted another snap using a filter, he’s such a glowbie.

by Miz Parker November 6, 2017

Glowie

Normally used for the CIA but also used for agencies like the ATF, FBI, etc. Their inability to blend in to the native population's habits, patterns and speech makes them stick out like a sore thumb to the population, hence they "glow in the dark."

The most common trappings of government shills are their inability/hesitation to use the major racial slurs, improper use of memes, and the pushing of mainstream political theories.

See also: Glow in the dark, glowposting

I feel ya, glowie. Must be frustrating. I know everything I post is satire or attempted satire, or pertaining to my favorite game - Minecraft. So easy to be misunderstood in these wicked times. I hope you get the day off for Christmas, at least.

The worst thing about having an erratic sleeping schedule and being sleeping on American business hours is that you don't get to always read the replies of your designated glowie. When you are most active he is at home sleeping. sucks.

If anyone says, "here's how to get cheap guns illegally", "we should shoot first ", and " Stop larping kill the blank now " that is a glowie pure and simple.

by TinklesTheGoat December 24, 2019

family of glowies

family of glowies is the governments that are in the 5,9,14 eyes and share your data like its air

Windscribe,PIA,HMA are all part of the family of glowies

by gaming toaster September 29, 2021

Globbie

A blowjob that ends with the male cumming in the female’s throat.

Guy 1: Did she end up giving you a gobbie?
Guy 2: Yeah, but it ended up being a globbie. I don’t think she minded though.

by TurtleManZ January 11, 2019

glowiepedia

Another name for wikipedia, based on a combination of the words glowie and wikipedia. This is in reference to the glow emitted by wikipedia’s “neutral” pov, that always just happens to also be the pov of 3-letter agencies. Almost seems like some powerful organisations are systematically editing pages of interest to them.

- Did you know that the official CIA propaganda outlet for asia, Radio Free Asia, is considered a reliable source on wikipedia? There’s not a single article on contemporary asian politics that doesn’t reference it.
- Well, that’s glowiepedia for ya.

by August Palm February 5, 2023

Globiel

The Remains of someone who self combusted.

After I saw Sam blow up there was nothing but a Globiel left on the seat.

by Dave Chappele November 30, 2010

Glowie

A member of a certain organization that's competing with PETA for the high score on dog euthanizations.

If you looked in the crowd on Jan 6 you would see a sea of glowies.

by LtZach March 8, 2023