Guy 1: Did she end up giving you a gobbie?
Guy 2: Yeah, but it ended up being a globbie. I don’t think she minded though.
Guy 2: Yeah, but it ended up being a globbie. I don’t think she minded though.
by TurtleManZ January 11, 2019

Anything that has the potential to be delicious, slimy, saucy, dripping, gooey, or sloppy. Usually pertaining to food with high-fat concentrations.
I ordered a pizza with extra sauce and extra cheese. It was definitely extra globby, thats for sure!
by Joey Kranzfelder December 22, 2008

by duderelaxcoolcat May 10, 2024

Something or someone whos corny/attention seeking. Talking to them will almost always give you second hand embarrassment.
Dude 1: Hey I saw John reposted a tiktok about how hard it is to be ugly
Dude 2: Yeah John is globby as hell
Dude 2: Yeah John is globby as hell
by mr_penis February 20, 2025

"sophies so manky she put her ginger greasy, crusty dusty hair in her gum"
"course sophie makes a globby, she's well weird"
"course sophie makes a globby, she's well weird"
by ginger cum May 11, 2022
