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Globiolis 

An observed intellectual deficiency, most commonly found in simple individuals that cannot grasp the intricacies of science and reality. Leading them to misinterpret the world and believe it is flat.
Brian suffers from Globiolis. The poor guy chooses to embarrass himself on YouTube by showing everyone how he can’t understand simple concepts. Poor Brian
Globiolis by OverweightAviator January 12, 2021
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globeldabble

The globeldabble will make you look very good looking to anyone who sees you. Since it is now made into a facial cream, it is easier to apply and use. Apply it once on your face and shoulders every morning, and it will make you look a lot more attractive to everyone around you. It will make you more likely to get a girl/boy and have sex. It will also make you a lot better at sex. The globeldabble is the best thing ever.
The globeldabble cream is exactly what I needed to impress Theresa last nice.
globeldabble by Globeldabble February 26, 2020

Globeling 

A person that believe’s they are living on a globe or spinning ball without a shred of proof.
Props to A.S.
John Doe is a Globeling.
Globeling by T1DRUMMER November 4, 2019
roll of fat above a woman's bra line
Those globuels showing through her tight shirt look terrible!
globuels by Gigi, Esq. April 20, 2008

Globility 

Global, mobile and agile relevance. The quality of a person, place or thing that is immediately understood regardless of language, culture or geography.
The design has the globility of a smile.
Globility by HiMothra May 3, 2019
i made up a slur for the rcta retards. goobiel
dumbass girl: erm... im rcta! i wanna be a kawaii asian!! >-<
person: suck my dick goobiel, i will fucking tortue your entire family u fucking scumbag.
goobiel by barbiegirlfan79 July 21, 2023
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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