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Normally used for the CIA but also used for agencies like the ATF, FBI, etc. Their inability to blend in to the native population's habits, patterns and speech makes them stick out like a sore thumb to the population, hence they "glow in the dark."

The most common trappings of government shills are their inability/hesitation to use the major racial slurs, improper use of memes, and the pushing of mainstream political theories.

See also: Glow in the dark, glowposting
I feel ya, glowie. Must be frustrating. I know everything I post is satire or attempted satire, or pertaining to my favorite game - Minecraft. So easy to be misunderstood in these wicked times. I hope you get the day off for Christmas, at least.

The worst thing about having an erratic sleeping schedule and being sleeping on American business hours is that you don't get to always read the replies of your designated glowie. When you are most active he is at home sleeping. sucks.

If anyone says, "here's how to get cheap guns illegally", "we should shoot first ", and " Stop larping kill the blank now " that is a glowie pure and simple.
by TinklesTheGoat December 24, 2019
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A Rentcel is a renter who will always rent from a Person of Land, they will never own a home. All the negatives of the incel are included in the rentcel. A rentcel is involuntarily a renter for the rest of their life.
You don't need housing to live. Someone tell these rentcels that the pavement is free.

They should be using the funko pop money on tips for the landlord instead. Can't these rentcels have any class?
by TinklesTheGoat April 20, 2023
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Don't be so upset about Roe v. Wade, it was just a clump of words. Not a living thing it's our right to terminate it at any point
A clump of words is all it is. Not worth keeping, no value

Just remember that RBG died so that a clump of words could be terminated
by TinklesTheGoat June 26, 2022
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