Similar to the shocker, the glocker is made by sticking out the middle and index fingers, like making a gun with your hand (hence the glock). You then insert the two fingers into the vagina, like the shocker without the pinky.

I gave her the glocker and then all of a sudden, "bang! bang!", she was shot.

glocker by cuethug April 6, 2004

Glouberman

When somebody acts like a gremlin or goblin or just trying to be funny but there just being annoying

Great look at Aiden hes being such a Glouberman

Sigh Lorenzo don't be such a Glouberman

Stop acting like a Glouberman

Glouberman by FiendisFart November 19, 2021

Glonkerkle

When you’re listening to a song that is really emotionally fitting, on a streaming service, and you are scrolling through your library and accidentally play another song, thus ruining the emotional connection.

Oh fuck. I was listening to “Solar Song” by Alcest, and I accidentally clicked on “Volcanic Birth” by Dragged Into Sunlight, and even though that song kicks absolute ass, I was in a great mood and alcest was much more fitting. I got Glonkerkle.

Glonkerkle by I’m going to play guitardrums August 4, 2019

glonker

A silly, goofy little cat.

Look at that glonker over there. Everyone loves a glonker.

glonker by WowGeeWhiz September 25, 2023

Austin Gouker

Someone who has a large dick and is good in bed. Typically very handsome and intelligent.

Austin Gouker is so hot!

Austin Gouker by Matthew Porzingus November 7, 2018

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026