glouker

a tall brown woman who smells of hotdogs. and cheesecake.

Caitlin ;) your such a glouker
looveyou

by hiheylovepoop January 25, 2010

glooker

one who searches something (information, pictures etc.) on google.

Search on yahoo, glooker.

by Andrius M. iamlonesome, Lithuania April 8, 2008

glocker

Similar to the shocker, the glocker is made by sticking out the middle and index fingers, like making a gun with your hand (hence the glock). You then insert the two fingers into the vagina, like the shocker without the pinky.

I gave her the glocker and then all of a sudden, "bang! bang!", she was shot.

by cuethug April 6, 2004

Glouberman

When somebody acts like a gremlin or goblin or just trying to be funny but there just being annoying

Great look at Aiden hes being such a Glouberman

Sigh Lorenzo don't be such a Glouberman

Stop acting like a Glouberman

by FiendisFart November 19, 2021

Glonkerkle

When you’re listening to a song that is really emotionally fitting, on a streaming service, and you are scrolling through your library and accidentally play another song, thus ruining the emotional connection.

Oh fuck. I was listening to “Solar Song” by Alcest, and I accidentally clicked on “Volcanic Birth” by Dragged Into Sunlight, and even though that song kicks absolute ass, I was in a great mood and alcest was much more fitting. I got Glonkerkle.

by I’m going to play guitardrums August 4, 2019

glonker

A silly, goofy little cat.

Look at that glonker over there. Everyone loves a glonker.

by WowGeeWhiz September 25, 2023

Austin Gouker

Someone who has a large dick and is good in bed. Typically very handsome and intelligent.

Austin Gouker is so hot!

by Matthew Porzingus November 7, 2018