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When somebody acts like a gremlin or goblin or just trying to be funny but there just being annoying

Great look at Aiden hes being such a Glouberman

Sigh Lorenzo don't be such a Glouberman

Stop acting like a Glouberman

Glouberman by FiendisFart November 19, 2021

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Glouberman

A sloppy blow job; another word for sloppy toppy.

Lisa: How was I?
Ted: Glouberman

Glouberman by Pseudo my buns June 19, 2022

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Related Words

Glouberman • Globbermonster • Globbermonstress • Globerment • Gloudeman • Gooberman • Goobermanidas • Groberman • Guberman • Gubermantis Depressiceps

Globerment

A felling of self pleasure or bliss.

I am very globerment today because I passed the test.

Globerment by Sam Jumpy December 16, 2008

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Globbermonster

A large person who is very tall, and very overweight, and lies alot

Terb is a globbermonster because he is huge.

Globbermonster by el poopino October 14, 2003

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Gooberman

1. A rare specimen of Kosher man-meat most easily identified by an unruly mop of hair, also known as a "Jew Fro."

2. A highly skilled bass player whose abilities also extend to removing Rold Gold Pretzel Holds whilst simultaneously popping addy's and smoking fatty's on the Roof of Death.

3. An aggressor in the bedroom, the sexual partner of the Gooberman is often seen roaming the streets of midtown New York, decorated with skin discolorations of the hickie and S&M origin.

origin: Israel/Hebrew/The Holy LAnd

Example 1
Man walks into barber shop and says "Hey Mr Barber, give me "The Gooberman."
Barber takes a fat hit and blows a shotty directly into the man's mop while ruffling it with his hands and massaging a mixture of Dewars and PBR into his scalp.

Example 2:
Girl One: "Hey Girl 2, what is that texas sized hickie on your neck?!?"

Girl Two: "Oh nothing, I Just got Gooberman'd again last night."

Gooberman by Sparkles & Rainbows, JIT inc. September 1, 2010

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Gloudeman

Someone who wears button ups with no undershirt and tends to like penis toothbrushes

Look at that kid on his knees, he's so gloudeman.

Gloudeman by jacuzzi17 September 21, 2011

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Guberman

Easy name to make fun of:
Gube
Guber
Man
Uber-Man
The Gube
Guber-Man

Guberman is a sucky last name!

Guberman by imgonnaeaturface November 26, 2009

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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