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Glouberman 

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A sloppy blow job; another word for sloppy toppy.
Lisa: How was I?
Ted: Glouberman
Glouberman by Pseudo my buns June 19, 2022

Globerment 

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A felling of self pleasure or bliss.
I am very globerment today because I passed the test.
Globerment by Sam Jumpy December 16, 2008

Globbermonster 

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A large person who is very tall, and very overweight, and lies alot
Terb is a globbermonster because he is huge.
Globbermonster by el poopino October 14, 2003

Gooberman 

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1. A rare specimen of Kosher man-meat most easily identified by an unruly mop of hair, also known as a "Jew Fro."

2. A highly skilled bass player whose abilities also extend to removing Rold Gold Pretzel Holds whilst simultaneously popping addy's and smoking fatty's on the Roof of Death.

3. An aggressor in the bedroom, the sexual partner of the Gooberman is often seen roaming the streets of midtown New York, decorated with skin discolorations of the hickie and S&M origin.

origin: Israel/Hebrew/The Holy LAnd
Example 1
Man walks into barber shop and says "Hey Mr Barber, give me "The Gooberman."
Barber takes a fat hit and blows a shotty directly into the man's mop while ruffling it with his hands and massaging a mixture of Dewars and PBR into his scalp.

Example 2:
Girl One: "Hey Girl 2, what is that texas sized hickie on your neck?!?"

Girl Two: "Oh nothing, I Just got Gooberman'd again last night."

Gloudeman

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Someone who wears button ups with no undershirt and tends to like penis toothbrushes
Look at that kid on his knees, he's so gloudeman.
Gloudeman by jacuzzi17 September 21, 2011

Guberman

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Easy name to make fun of:
Gube
Guber
Man
Uber-Man
The Gube
Guber-Man
Guberman is a sucky last name!
Guberman by imgonnaeaturface November 26, 2009
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