glonker

A silly, goofy little cat.

Look at that glonker over there. Everyone loves a glonker.

by WowGeeWhiz September 25, 2023

Dutch gonker

A delicate act based on the famous dutch oven that consists on waiting until a person falls asleep and carefully positioning your anus as close as you can to the other person's mouth. If you make it this far the only thing left to do is make full contact of your anus with the other person's mouth while opening it as is necessary to achieve the long awaited transmission of your gassy ghosts.

Due to the addictive state of nirvana this act causes, it is a very tough addiction to get rid of so perform it at your own risk.

I pulled another dutch gonker on my boyfriend the other night when he came home drunk and later than usual and all my inner demons and worries disappeared instantly, we're quite an addictive couple.

by FacedPunched September 25, 2013

glooker

one who searches something (information, pictures etc.) on google.

Search on yahoo, glooker.

by Andrius M. iamlonesome, Lithuania April 8, 2008

Gonkers

Saying "Gonked" also works for this, it means to get drunk.

Luke: Man, Xavier got gonkers again
Brody: Goddammit
Xavier: Hehehe, gonked

by Drippy--Water June 14, 2022

glocker

Similar to the shocker, the glocker is made by sticking out the middle and index fingers, like making a gun with your hand (hence the glock). You then insert the two fingers into the vagina, like the shocker without the pinky.

I gave her the glocker and then all of a sudden, "bang! bang!", she was shot.

by cuethug April 6, 2004

glanker

A made up word that shouldn’t be here

Me: “hey I’m gonna define glanker on urban dictionary”

God: “that’s not a word”

by BillyBobBatson April 11, 2018

Gonkers

When a man or Woman has consumed a lethal amount of meth and runs around butt naked in the street.

Dude he’s totally Gonkers right now.

by wonkywilly April 21, 2021