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Glooser
Glooser by lolmyfaceisonfire January 20, 2011
Glouse
Glouse by I Post Hella Hard January 9, 2010
grouser
someone who bitches and complains about everything in life 24/7, even in their sleep... these type of people are easy to spot because they usually sleep with one eye half-open. this type of person becomes even more aggitated when taken on vacations and the level of complaining reaches a peak until they return home to their boring lifestyle, primarily in front of a computer
grouser by Salad Fingers September 17, 2004
woah glowser
A person who goes to a gym but doesn't work out while pretending to know everything about working out and weightlifting but actually doesn't , because all They ever do is just walk around for the sole purpose of finding someone to go out with on a date.
I'm Not sure how to use this
CrossFit training machine. Maybe we should ask that guy that just walked by? Nah he's just another woah glowser. OK I'm just stating to learn gym lingo. what's a woah glowser?
Someone who doesn't know anything about working out , he just goes around scoping the gym to try pick up women.
CrossFit training machine. Maybe we should ask that guy that just walked by? Nah he's just another woah glowser. OK I'm just stating to learn gym lingo. what's a woah glowser?
Someone who doesn't know anything about working out , he just goes around scoping the gym to try pick up women.
woah glowser by Itt1e.barbie.mouse@outlook.com April 21, 2017
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