Gluker

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Someone who twists their penis like a balloon animal stopping ejaculation resulting in immense pain.

My girlfriend (who is a gluker) gluked me all night long

Gluker by MAJECAL August 7, 2024

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Glykeria

Glykeria is a magical creature sightings of whom occur only a few times each century. She has the unique ability of being the best friend you could ever have. She's witty and very sarcastic and definitely can make you laugh even during an apocalypse . She's a truly charming person that will have any man crawling for her but if she gives you a chance it means you're special as well cause she wouldn't give up her independence for anyone . In conclusion she's the definition of perfection so words are just not enough to describe her.

-How did the date with that girl go?

-Absolutely perfect. She's a Glykeria!!!
-Omg that's such an honour

Glykeria by lifehater96 April 22, 2020

Related Words

Gluker • Gluke • glunker • glurker • glaker • gloker • glouker • gluber • gluberous • Gluberstienstchen

gluberous

A nonspecific, widely applicable, generic derogatory term - usually used as an adjective

I had a deeply gluberous day.
Paul wore a gluberous shirt.
Mummy woke up feeling gluberous.

gluberous by kmbendigo February 1, 2008

glurker

A person who spends all their time on forums claiming to be a lurker but, ironically, makes a lot of posts about being a lurker.

Glurker post:
"I know I never post, but I just have to say..."

glurker by dancingmokey March 1, 2005

gluterus

A porte-manteau of "uterus" and "gluteus maximus"

1. a homosexual male's butthole
2. a butthole used for buttsex, male or female

"Yayahh mayne, dat waz a tight gluterus."

gluterus by Lewis Carroll February 17, 2013

Gluger

A Glock Luger, Commonly used to shoot commies

Hey hes got a gluger, SHOOT THAT COMMIE

Gluger by Oozieninemillimeeta May 11, 2021

Glucker

Someone with that of a calimore glucKer, loose skin on neck and chews food with the facial expression of a very sour, suculant food.

Someone who likes gluckable food in tSomeone with that of a calimore glucKer, loose skin on neck and chews food with the facial expression of a very sour, suculant food.heir pallet and chew like a fucking cow.

Did you see that old Fuck over there glucking it? Bill : "Yeah bro that jelly donut must have been hella gluckable :)"

Glucker by Larry Furarrie April 6, 2015

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026