Gluker

Someone who twists their penis like a balloon animal stopping ejaculation resulting in immense pain.

My girlfriend (who is a gluker) gluked me all night long

by MAJECAL August 7, 2024

Glykeria

Glykeria is a magical creature sightings of whom occur only a few times each century. She has the unique ability of being the best friend you could ever have. She's witty and very sarcastic and definitely can make you laugh even during an apocalypse . She's a truly charming person that will have any man crawling for her but if she gives you a chance it means you're special as well cause she wouldn't give up her independence for anyone . In conclusion she's the definition of perfection so words are just not enough to describe her.

-How did the date with that girl go?

-Absolutely perfect. She's a Glykeria!!!
-Omg that's such an honour

by lifehater96 April 22, 2020

gluberous

A nonspecific, widely applicable, generic derogatory term - usually used as an adjective

I had a deeply gluberous day.
Paul wore a gluberous shirt.
Mummy woke up feeling gluberous.

by kmbendigo February 1, 2008

glurker

A person who spends all their time on forums claiming to be a lurker but, ironically, makes a lot of posts about being a lurker.

Glurker post:
"I know I never post, but I just have to say..."

by dancingmokey March 1, 2005

gluterus

A porte-manteau of "uterus" and "gluteus maximus"

1. a homosexual male's butthole
2. a butthole used for buttsex, male or female

"Yayahh mayne, dat waz a tight gluterus."

by Lewis Carroll February 17, 2013

Gluger

A Glock Luger, Commonly used to shoot commies

Hey hes got a gluger, SHOOT THAT COMMIE

by Oozieninemillimeeta May 11, 2021

Glucker

Someone with that of a calimore glucKer, loose skin on neck and chews food with the facial expression of a very sour, suculant food.

Someone who likes gluckable food in tSomeone with that of a calimore glucKer, loose skin on neck and chews food with the facial expression of a very sour, suculant food.heir pallet and chew like a fucking cow.

Did you see that old Fuck over there glucking it? Bill : "Yeah bro that jelly donut must have been hella gluckable :)"

by Larry Furarrie April 6, 2015