glossie

1. Noun.

Short form of glossoprostitute

Etymology: <Greek glosso (speech) + <Latin prostitute (whore)

cf. prossie

One of the models on TV phone sex channels like Babestation, where the show is free, but the john pays for the phone chat. They typically start out as attractive real girls, but after a few years in the business their increasing use of fake tan, hair extensions, Botox, lip collagen, boob jobs, nose jobs, tummy tucks, facelifts, ass implants and labiaplasties leaves them looking like animatronic sex dolls.

Since the boob job, Caty had lost her girl-next-door charm and became just another glossie.

by Lugh Summerson May 19, 2014

Glossy

The in-between of being drunk and hungover.

Shit, I don't know if I'm drunk or hungover. I think I'm glossy

by ZullyZ May 28, 2020

Glossy

Slick or clever in nature: can be referring to speech, text, style, or any trait in general.

"The way he talks is so glossy"
"Her style is so glossy"

by inhousepali October 02, 2016

Glossy

Code word for nudes and pics.

Want to see some glossy?

by Rosetaxer7 December 24, 2018

glossy

fine, sexy, hot

have you seen that girl hilary? she is one glossy broad.

by ben_yo January 13, 2004

glossy

fabulously great looking in every way. The highest form of beauty and allure is glossiness.

Sienna Miller is damn glossy.

by aliska higginbottom September 03, 2005

glossy

A type of printout where the paper is shiny.

The printing company only charges 25 cents for a glossy.

by nick_g June 16, 2010