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The act of wiping ones bare genetalia on someone else's property.

Most effective on a humid day when the crotch groove is at its sweatiest.
I found out my brother used my new towel as a jizz rag, so next time i'm at his house, i'm going to glossip his toothbrush.
Glossip by dangermark January 3, 2010
Urban Dictionary Merch
(Inspired from a DBPB I once saw)

1) When large amounts of females go use the restroom, only to put on makeup and gossip.

2)Another name for "Bathroom Gossip"
John: Hey Danny, why do Amy and Joanna always go to the bathroom together?

Danny: From what I know, girls go in pairs so they can refresh their makeup and glossip.
Glossip by TheSmartSheep July 21, 2013
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The act of gossiping, but glossing over important details of the story; often used in professional setting to avoid detection by the higher ups of "spreading rumors".
Person A: "Man, I hate working with Tina. She never gets her work done on time and i always have to pick up the slack."
Person B: "You didn't hear it from me, but the bosses MAY have said that SOMETHING is going to be happening to SOMEONE soon, and they arent going to be happy about it...if you catch my drift."
Person A: "ahh, thanks for the glossip dude, I gotcha."
Glossip by bajada23 September 27, 2017

Glossier hoodie

A hoodie that our lord and savior Timothee Chalamet wore and everyone obsessed with him (including me) bought it.
Timothee: did you see the glossier hoodie I wore?
Sophie: yes and I bought it

Gossipy Old Woman 

An elderly female who spreads rumors and senators Lisa Murkowski and Joe Manchin
You remind me of a gossipy old woman. Do you always spread/start gossip. Believe me if they were dating you would never have pictures, they would hide their relationship. Friends will just laugh together and Allow every picture you want. Click away Trumper.

toxic gossip train 

Song by Colleen Ballingerapologizing” for being a groomer
All aboard the toxic gossip train
Chugging down the tracks of misinformation
The toxic gossip train
You got a one-way ticket to manipulation station

gossip_aep 

invented 90% of the editing community's style
Everyone uses gossip_aep's transitions!
gossip_aep by dumbass5283 May 1, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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