Glosser

To gloss over life by whoring and drugging. She was happy and horny and smooth as glass.

She was a glosser, she always walked from rich lovers because she needed to be a whore, not just treated like one, she wanted a lifestyle of a glosser.

by 8trackgto November 3, 2018

Glossier hoodie

A hoodie that our lord and savior Timothee Chalamet wore and everyone obsessed with him (including me) bought it.

Timothee: did you see the glossier hoodie I wore?
Sophie: yes and I bought it

by smokedcheddaha$$getta February 6, 2021

glossed

A state of extreme highness in which ones eyes are quite shiny and appear glossy.

Dude Dylan smoked some quality dank and got hella glossed on friday.

by Buh Buh BlackPower October 17, 2008

Grosseries

A collection of various foods, all of which are disgusting and foul tasting, that were recently purchased from a grocery store. Usually purchased by a inconsiderate family member/roommate who's soul personal taste and food preferences, and not yours, were taken into account.

Tim: I'm really hungry and we have nothing to eat but stale crumpets.

Andy: Don't worry, Bridget just went for groceries.

Tim: Oh no!, all that bitch ever buys is GROSSERIES.

by Roachey15 August 24, 2009

Glossed Up

She's got them DSLs prepped to suck the D.

Did you see them lips? She's all glossed up and ready to go.

by HillsMountains May 4, 2018

Glasser

A smelly fart.

Man was that you? Yea bro i just let go a Glasser.

by Ryan7763 August 7, 2019

Immogen Grosser

my best friend in the entire world. none are so loyal... other than my dog. lol jk. she makes me laugh when things are bad. in fact, sometimes i dont know what i would do without her :)

dude, who is that?
thats immogen grosser.
oh, she's a top bloke!
i know right, friken awesome. i'll marry her one day! (legit).

by LemonySnicket10 January 8, 2012