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Glossier 

Omg glossier has my heart
Glossier by Bloodgirl69 June 9, 2020
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Glossier hoodie

A hoodie that our lord and savior Timothee Chalamet wore and everyone obsessed with him (including me) bought it.
Timothee: did you see the glossier hoodie I wore?
Sophie: yes and I bought it
To gloss over life by whoring and drugging. She was happy and horny and smooth as glass.
She was a glosser, she always walked from rich lovers because she needed to be a whore, not just treated like one, she wanted a lifestyle of a glosser.
Glosser by 8trackgto November 3, 2018

glossierushh

glossierushh is the name of one of the best robloxiand alive. Glossierushh is very swag. She is better then all of you musties. Nobody can beat her. She is amazing and kind and sweet and nice and very very swag. We all love glossierushh bow down to the queen. She is a very fun person and she is really funny like omg who doesn’t like glossierushh?! She is very lonley tho and she doesn’t have much friends on Roblox nor real life but that’s ok she is just too good for everyone!
Guy: “Omg who is that they’re so good at tower of hell!”
Guy2: wait that’s glossierushh!
glossierushh by glossierushh February 18, 2021
1. Noun.

Short form of glossoprostitute

Etymology: <Greek glosso (speech) + <Latin prostitute (whore)

cf. prossie

One of the models on TV phone sex channels like Babestation, where the show is free, but the john pays for the phone chat. They typically start out as attractive real girls, but after a few years in the business their increasing use of fake tan, hair extensions, Botox, lip collagen, boob jobs, nose jobs, tummy tucks, facelifts, ass implants and labiaplasties leaves them looking like animatronic sex dolls.
Since the boob job, Caty had lost her girl-next-door charm and became just another glossie.
glossie by Lugh Summerson May 19, 2014

glosserize 

To make something shiny.
I can't attend the symphony Saturday, because I must glosserize my vehicle.
glosserize by des_per_a_do December 6, 2010
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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