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Glossier 

Omg glossier has my heart
Glossier by Bloodgirl69 June 9, 2020
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Glossier hoodie

A hoodie that our lord and savior Timothee Chalamet wore and everyone obsessed with him (including me) bought it.
Timothee: did you see the glossier hoodie I wore?
Sophie: yes and I bought it
To gloss over life by whoring and drugging. She was happy and horny and smooth as glass.
She was a glosser, she always walked from rich lovers because she needed to be a whore, not just treated like one, she wanted a lifestyle of a glosser.
Glosser by 8trackgto November 3, 2018

glossierushh

glossierushh is the name of one of the best robloxiand alive. Glossierushh is very swag. She is better then all of you musties. Nobody can beat her. She is amazing and kind and sweet and nice and very very swag. We all love glossierushh bow down to the queen. She is a very fun person and she is really funny like omg who doesn’t like glossierushh?! She is very lonley tho and she doesn’t have much friends on Roblox nor real life but that’s ok she is just too good for everyone!
Guy: “Omg who is that they’re so good at tower of hell!”
Guy2: wait that’s glossierushh!
glossierushh by glossierushh February 18, 2021
1. Noun.

Short form of glossoprostitute

Etymology: <Greek glosso (speech) + <Latin prostitute (whore)

cf. prossie

One of the models on TV phone sex channels like Babestation, where the show is free, but the john pays for the phone chat. They typically start out as attractive real girls, but after a few years in the business their increasing use of fake tan, hair extensions, Botox, lip collagen, boob jobs, nose jobs, tummy tucks, facelifts, ass implants and labiaplasties leaves them looking like animatronic sex dolls.
Since the boob job, Caty had lost her girl-next-door charm and became just another glossie.
glossie by Lugh Summerson May 19, 2014

glosserize 

I can't attend the symphony Saturday, because I must glosserize my vehicle.
glosserize by des_per_a_do December 6, 2010
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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