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Glossified

adj: when one has applied the appropriate amount of lip gloss to one's lips to make them look presentable or more attractive.
when a female has applied lip gloss and says "I'm now glossified, we can go." or if a friend of hers says "Your lips are now glossified, lets get out of here."
by anonymous March 3, 2005
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Glossified

Look at that Glossified nails.
by S Sparkling S June 19, 2023
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Glossified

adj: to have the appropriate amount of lipgloss on one's lips to make one look enticing or presentable.
when a female applies lipgloss and she says "Let's go, my lips are now glossified." or her friend says "Your lips are now glossified."
by anonymous May 13, 2005
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glorified lesbian

Someone that has never been with a man before and we all know it
by IAmJustADroid June 2, 2020
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Glorified Acquaintance

An individual you used to be friends with, but have since then fallen out with, resulting in a stranger that you know really well.
Since my best friend, Jane, stabbed me in the back, we've become glorified acquaintances.
by Lotsofwords July 7, 2011
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glompified

If you glomp someone, they have been glompified.
You have just been GLOMPIFIED!
by Jedi Master Luna May 17, 2006
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Glorified Guitar Hero Player

A person who plays music in a band or solo (most commonly Indie Rock or other hipster music) who has no or very little talent yet feels compelled to strut around or just generally act like a "Rock Star". Most commonly found in cities with "great music scenes" such as Austin or Seattle and simply revitalizes the idea of empty egotism over any substance. People who want to act like "Rock Stars" for the status symbol, but actually know very little about music itself. So therefore people with the exact same talent and delusional sense of self-importance that a person playing the video game "Guitar Hero" would feel.
I went to the show last night and it sucked, they were all just a bunch of Glorified Guitar Hero Players douche bags.
by Ford Leiden December 25, 2009
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