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gilgashit 

An excrement of epic proportions. Often performed in times of serious need to get out of something. The word comes from the Sumerian epic of Gilgamesh, where an ordinary man sought after immortality. However, a Gilgashit is not about immortality or man's internal struggle, but about the nature of bowel movement and the courage it takes to leave such a mark on society.
Kid A - "Dude you were gone for two whole periods--where the hell were you?"
Kid B - "Completing the epic, man. Gilgashit."
Kid A - "Brock-lock."
gilgashit by Rileson July 22, 2006

Gigashit 

The most massive poop the human body can produce without cellular-level rupture. Terashits and petashits are only theoretically possible, though there has been some questionable internet documentation of said large bowel movements.
ZOMG! I got cellpix of this Gigashit I took last night, check it out. Look at the curl, man, I should contact Guinness!
Gigashit by Jaegerian November 3, 2008

justdon'tgiveashit 

the state the one falls into when one ceases to care about any and everything related to school work...

symptoms include: fatigue, excessive drinking, hanging out in dark alleys, wearing odd mismatched clothing, lazy eye
Paige justdon'tgiveashit about her statistics exam tomorrow...

gigashit 

The currency used to buy and sell NFTS
John: Dude i just sold the crypto-punk for 69 gigashits
gigashit by Dr1pp7 February 11, 2022

Gigashite 

Gigashite, also known as Gigabyte Technology Co., Ltd. is known for their shit-tier computer hardware products. You won't be dissapointed.. if RMA'ing is what you're looking for.
Just RMA'd my 3rd Gigashite card, fuck it i'm goin' EVGA.
Gigashite by Gigahater March 18, 2014

Givashitometer 

A preson's internal gauge measuring the amount he/she cares about something at a given point in time.
Joe: Are you going to that meeting this afternoon?
Mike: Dude, my givashitometer is at an all time low. Probably not.


Scarlett: Where shall I go? What shall I do?
Rhett: My dear, my givashitometer tells me I don't give a damn.
Givashitometer by MelvinD June 28, 2007