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gilgashit 

An excrement of epic proportions. Often performed in times of serious need to get out of something. The word comes from the Sumerian epic of Gilgamesh, where an ordinary man sought after immortality. However, a Gilgashit is not about immortality or man's internal struggle, but about the nature of bowel movement and the courage it takes to leave such a mark on society.
Kid A - "Dude you were gone for two whole periods--where the hell were you?"
Kid B - "Completing the epic, man. Gilgashit."
Kid A - "Brock-lock."
gilgashit by Rileson July 22, 2006

Gigashit 

The most massive poop the human body can produce without cellular-level rupture. Terashits and petashits are only theoretically possible, though there has been some questionable internet documentation of said large bowel movements.
ZOMG! I got cellpix of this Gigashit I took last night, check it out. Look at the curl, man, I should contact Guinness!
Gigashit by Jaegerian November 3, 2008

justdon'tgiveashit 

the state the one falls into when one ceases to care about any and everything related to school work...

symptoms include: fatigue, excessive drinking, hanging out in dark alleys, wearing odd mismatched clothing, lazy eye
Paige justdon'tgiveashit about her statistics exam tomorrow...
justdon'tgiveashit by kpdvls May 4, 2009

gigashit 

The currency used to buy and sell NFTS
John: Dude i just sold the crypto-punk for 69 gigashits
gigashit by Dr1pp7 February 11, 2022

Gigashite 

Gigashite, also known as Gigabyte Technology Co., Ltd. is known for their shit-tier computer hardware products. You won't be dissapointed.. if RMA'ing is what you're looking for.
Just RMA'd my 3rd Gigashite card, fuck it i'm goin' EVGA.
Gigashite by Gigahater March 18, 2014

Givashitometer 

A preson's internal gauge measuring the amount he/she cares about something at a given point in time.
Joe: Are you going to that meeting this afternoon?
Mike: Dude, my givashitometer is at an all time low. Probably not.


Scarlett: Where shall I go? What shall I do?
Rhett: My dear, my givashitometer tells me I don't give a damn.
Givashitometer by MelvinD June 28, 2007
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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