giveashit
not to care
giveashit by selmabouvier December 18, 2003
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gilgashit
An excrement of epic proportions. Often performed in times of serious need to get out of something. The word comes from the Sumerian epic of Gilgamesh, where an ordinary man sought after immortality. However, a Gilgashit is not about immortality or man's internal struggle, but about the nature of bowel movement and the courage it takes to leave such a mark on society.
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Gigashit
The most massive poop the human body can produce without cellular-level rupture. Terashits and petashits are only theoretically possible, though there has been some questionable internet documentation of said large bowel movements.
justdon'tgiveashit
the state the one falls into when one ceases to care about any and everything related to school work...
symptoms include: fatigue, excessive drinking, hanging out in dark alleys, wearing odd mismatched clothing, lazy eye
symptoms include: fatigue, excessive drinking, hanging out in dark alleys, wearing odd mismatched clothing, lazy eye
justdon'tgiveashit by kpdvls May 4, 2009
Givashitometer
A preson's internal gauge measuring the amount he/she cares about something at a given point in time.
Joe: Are you going to that meeting this afternoon?
Mike: Dude, my givashitometer is at an all time low. Probably not.
Scarlett: Where shall I go? What shall I do?
Rhett: My dear, my givashitometer tells me I don't give a damn.
Mike: Dude, my givashitometer is at an all time low. Probably not.
Scarlett: Where shall I go? What shall I do?
Rhett: My dear, my givashitometer tells me I don't give a damn.
Givashitometer by MelvinD June 28, 2007
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