Gigashit

The most massive poop the human body can produce without cellular-level rupture. Terashits and petashits are only theoretically possible, though there has been some questionable internet documentation of said large bowel movements.

ZOMG! I got cellpix of this Gigashit I took last night, check it out. Look at the curl, man, I should contact Guinness!

by Jaegerian November 3, 2008

gigashit

The currency used to buy and sell NFTS

John: Dude i just sold the crypto-punk for 69 gigashits

by Dr1pp7 February 11, 2022

Gigashit

A person who is extremely similar to Diddy in actions,moves and behaviour.

Armaan just acted like Gigashit

by anonymous March 20, 2025

gilgashit

An excrement of epic proportions. Often performed in times of serious need to get out of something. The word comes from the Sumerian epic of Gilgamesh, where an ordinary man sought after immortality. However, a Gilgashit is not about immortality or man's internal struggle, but about the nature of bowel movement and the courage it takes to leave such a mark on society.

Kid A - "Dude you were gone for two whole periods--where the hell were you?"
Kid B - "Completing the epic, man. Gilgashit."
Kid A - "Brock-lock."

by Rileson July 22, 2006

Gigashite

Gigashite, also known as Gigabyte Technology Co., Ltd. is known for their shit-tier computer hardware products. You won't be dissapointed.. if RMA'ing is what you're looking for.

Just RMA'd my 3rd Gigashite card, fuck it i'm goin' EVGA.

by Gigahater March 18, 2014

gigahitler

In reality engineering, a gigahitler is the unit of measurement equal to one-billion times the number of fatalities (or terminations) caused by Adolf Hitler during World War II.

I think Phillip is due for a raise. He managed to clock 4.2 gigahitlers today.

by Kento September 13, 2006

Givashitometer

A preson's internal gauge measuring the amount he/she cares about something at a given point in time.

Joe: Are you going to that meeting this afternoon?
Mike: Dude, my givashitometer is at an all time low. Probably not.


Scarlett: Where shall I go? What shall I do?
Rhett: My dear, my givashitometer tells me I don't give a damn.

by MelvinD June 28, 2007