gilgashit 

An excrement of epic proportions. Often performed in times of serious need to get out of something. The word comes from the Sumerian epic of Gilgamesh, where an ordinary man sought after immortality. However, a Gilgashit is not about immortality or man's internal struggle, but about the nature of bowel movement and the courage it takes to leave such a mark on society.

Kid A - "Dude you were gone for two whole periods--where the hell were you?"
Kid B - "Completing the epic, man. Gilgashit."
Kid A - "Brock-lock."

gilgashit by Rileson July 22, 2006

gilgashit 

an epic saga, where rilesworth skipped class every day to take a shit on the toilet. after five episodes, ending in return of the jedi, the journey was completed and he achieved enlightenment.

also an excuse to skip a class or something important.

roswell: hey rilesworth how was the gilgashit?
rilesworth: ah it went fine, no tragedeees.

also:

rilesworth: hey i heard we have to run the mile today in pe. im gonna gilgashit that shit if you know what i mean.
roswell: i know EXACTLY what you mean.

gilgashit by rilesworth July 25, 2006

Gigashit 

The most massive poop the human body can produce without cellular-level rupture. Terashits and petashits are only theoretically possible, though there has been some questionable internet documentation of said large bowel movements.

ZOMG! I got cellpix of this Gigashit I took last night, check it out. Look at the curl, man, I should contact Guinness!

Gigashit by Jaegerian November 3, 2008

gigashit 

The currency used to buy and sell NFTS

John: Dude i just sold the crypto-punk for 69 gigashits

gigashit by Dr1pp7 February 11, 2022

Gigashite 

Gigashite, also known as Gigabyte Technology Co., Ltd. is known for their shit-tier computer hardware products. You won't be dissapointed.. if RMA'ing is what you're looking for.

Just RMA'd my 3rd Gigashite card, fuck it i'm goin' EVGA.

Gigashite by Gigahater March 18, 2014

gigahitler 

In reality engineering, a gigahitler is the unit of measurement equal to one-billion times the number of fatalities (or terminations) caused by Adolf Hitler during World War II.

I think Phillip is due for a raise. He managed to clock 4.2 gigahitlers today.

gigahitler by Kento September 13, 2006

Givashitometer 

A preson's internal gauge measuring the amount he/she cares about something at a given point in time.

Joe: Are you going to that meeting this afternoon?
Mike: Dude, my givashitometer is at an all time low. Probably not.


Scarlett: Where shall I go? What shall I do?
Rhett: My dear, my givashitometer tells me I don't give a damn.

Givashitometer by MelvinD June 28, 2007