whipping baby

serial scapegoat - someone who always gets the blame for stuff.

- I've had it up to here with being Mona's whipping baby.
- Fuck her.
- That may have been part of the problem.

by selmabouvier December 19, 2003

tendrinkmin

A Crushanator - in order to pull them, you need at least ten drinks (minimum). Getting it...?

- Fuck she mings. Sorry, munts... sorry - ok, she's a tendrinkmin.

by selmabouvier December 19, 2003

giant beefeater

shockingly bad present. see series 2 of i'm alan partridge.

- so what did you get for christmas?
- shit all. load of giant beefeater. you?
- same.

by selmabouvier December 19, 2003

crazy paving

someone with really really bad teeth. quite likely to be British.

Austin Powers.

by selmabouvier December 19, 2003

friendship horizon

point at which it becomes impossible to pull/shag your friend because you've become too familiar to each other.

- So how's it going with Sam?
- She farted in front of me today. Twice. I guess we're well over the friendship horizon and into the comfort zone.
- Oh dear.

by selmabouvier December 19, 2003

trekking the Sahara

in the midst of a really big sexual drought. tearing the labels off items everywhere. no sign of sex anywhere. definitely not on the friendship horizon, or anywhere else.

- Jeez, you're shaking.
- I know, I know.
- Jim Beam Hand?
- God no. Trekking the Sahara. Three months.
- Good Lord! I'll mercyfuck you if I have to!

by selmabouvier December 19, 2003

Crushanator

New word for "munter" or even "minger" (archaic). From the decidedly non-sexy robot in "Futurama."

- Jeeeesus she is a reeal crushanator.
- Nah, she just munts. Mings, you know? Oh... right.

by selmabouvier December 19, 2003