selmabouvier's definitions

funk button

clitoris - it's telling me "Definition is too short" but that's all there is

just try it and see

by selmabouvier December 18, 2003

thank you

shit song by dido - eminem seemed to like it though

and iiiiiiii want to thaaaaaaank you...

by selmabouvier December 18, 2003

crazy paving

someone with really really bad teeth. quite likely to be British.

Austin Powers.

by selmabouvier December 18, 2003

tendrinkmin

A Crushanator - in order to pull them, you need at least ten drinks (minimum). Getting it...?

- Fuck she mings. Sorry, munts... sorry - ok, she's a tendrinkmin.

by selmabouvier December 18, 2003

growler

Heavily hairy minge. From Avid Merrion's portrayal of Lorraine Kelly in Channel 4's Bo' Selecta.

- Can you see me growler?

Alternatively:
- So did she have a real growler?

by selmabouvier December 18, 2003

dinner cruise

walking round the supermarket, at around 6-7pm, trying to decide which ready meal to have for dinner

- Up for a dinner cruise?
- Happy Shopper or Co-Op?
- Whatever, I'm starving, let's go.

by selmabouvier December 18, 2003

one forty itch

the well-known British practice of waking up at 1:40pm exactly to catch the lunchtime edition of cult soap, neighbours. see also the five thirty five grind.

- Had a productive day?
- Well... got the one forty itch, then took in a bit of doctors and murdershewrote, then... went back to bed.
- Nice. Fancy a quick drink later?
- Well, after last night...

by selmabouvier December 18, 2003