selmabouvier's definitions

thank you

shit song by dido - eminem seemed to like it though

and iiiiiiii want to thaaaaaaank you...

by selmabouvier December 18, 2003

crazy paving

someone with really really bad teeth. quite likely to be British.

Austin Powers.

by selmabouvier December 18, 2003

growler

Heavily hairy minge. From Avid Merrion's portrayal of Lorraine Kelly in Channel 4's Bo' Selecta.

- Can you see me growler?

Alternatively:
- So did she have a real growler?

by selmabouvier December 18, 2003

a quick drink

a night you will never remember, phone numbers you will never ring, 90 per cent bruising and a ravished bank account.

- Fancy a quick drink?
- Sure...

the next evening

- Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

by selmabouvier December 18, 2003

five thirty five grind

the looong distance between the 1:40pm and the 5:35pm editions of neighbours. eagerly waited out by most sentient Britons.

- What you up to this afternoon?
- Nose to the five thirty five grind-stone, my friend.
- Fancy a quick drink?
- Well...

by selmabouvier December 18, 2003

dinner cruise

walking round the supermarket, at around 6-7pm, trying to decide which ready meal to have for dinner

- Up for a dinner cruise?
- Happy Shopper or Co-Op?
- Whatever, I'm starving, let's go.

by selmabouvier December 18, 2003

whipping baby

serial scapegoat - someone who always gets the blame for stuff.

- I've had it up to here with being Mona's whipping baby.
- Fuck her.
- That may have been part of the problem.

by selmabouvier December 18, 2003