givashit

The capacity or motivation to perform work.

I usually run out of givashit by 10 am on Monday.

by Harold Balsonia March 24, 2010

Gigashit

The most massive poop the human body can produce without cellular-level rupture. Terashits and petashits are only theoretically possible, though there has been some questionable internet documentation of said large bowel movements.

ZOMG! I got cellpix of this Gigashit I took last night, check it out. Look at the curl, man, I should contact Guinness!

by Jaegerian November 3, 2008

gigashit

The currency used to buy and sell NFTS

John: Dude i just sold the crypto-punk for 69 gigashits

by Dr1pp7 February 11, 2022

Gigashite

Gigashite, also known as Gigabyte Technology Co., Ltd. is known for their shit-tier computer hardware products. You won't be dissapointed.. if RMA'ing is what you're looking for.

Just RMA'd my 3rd Gigashite card, fuck it i'm goin' EVGA.

by Gigahater March 18, 2014

Givashitometer

A preson's internal gauge measuring the amount he/she cares about something at a given point in time.

Joe: Are you going to that meeting this afternoon?
Mike: Dude, my givashitometer is at an all time low. Probably not.


Scarlett: Where shall I go? What shall I do?
Rhett: My dear, my givashitometer tells me I don't give a damn.

by MelvinD June 28, 2007

giveashitter

That metaphysical mechanical device inside most of us that enables us to care enough about a task or circumstance such that we put forth effective effort to accomplish the task or effect the circumstance. The giveashitter is not infinite, but instead is subject to performance drops due to relative emptiness.

"Dude, I just ain't doing this anymore. My giveashitter's plumb run dry."

Or, "Cry somewhere else Bro, my giveashitter done got a hole in it."

by shootmypc November 30, 2009

giveashit

not to care

- So that's the problem then? Well, giveashit.

by selmabouvier December 18, 2003