girlft

A chick who's given to you as a present.

Sergent Louise Lugg is always trying to get Sarge to become romantically involved with her, but he often does not seem overly interested, and so she has to resort to more extreme means of getting his attention, one time even swaddling her massive bulk in a big ribbon and bow, and then presenting herself to him as a "girlft".

by QuacksO November 21, 2022

maciek's girlfriend

when that one annoying classmate won't stop talking about his girlfriend.

Hey did you know Maciek has a girlfriend?
Yes you've told me about maciek's girlfriend like 15 times today

by macieklover221 November 26, 2020

girlfriend hand

The placement of a girlfriend's hand on boyfriend's upper abs for a photograph. It allows the girlfriend to turn her body in towards the boyfriend resulting in better looking angles for her own body as well as subtly communicating to photo viewers that, "He's all mine. Step off".

"Oh wow, you totally have girlfriend hand in that photo. Are you guys getting serious?"

by Pinkeyjoy January 26, 2015

Girlfriend

something that you'll never have if you keep looking on this site.

Andrew: "Hey, did you hear about Anthony getting a girlfriend?
Tyler: "What the fuck is a girlfriend"

by Quack3rs October 31, 2019

girlfailure

a term that describes a girl who is so pathetic, it becomes endearing. this term is always used in a positive way. it can be used in a sexual or non-sexual way.

“Stelle is such a girlfailure. I need to fuck her.”
alternatively,
“Did you see Stelle trip on air? She’s such a girlfailure.”

by Yaken May 28, 2023

girlfriend voice

The change in pitch or tone of a man's voice when talking to their significant other. The girlfriend voice is characterized by a higher pitch and a more effeminate tone with speech patterns scattered with pet names and childish words.

This type of speech is usually frowned upon when used in the presence of other men. When another man uses this voice they will usually receive a fair amount of ridicule.

"Did you hear Bob's wicked girlfriend voice when he was talking to Lisa? Let's whip his ass!"

by GFVFTL February 8, 2006

Roblox Girlfriend

A girl who you breaks up with and then hear you uncle crying downstairs.

Bobby broke up with his Roblox Girlfriend and heard his uncle crying in the basement.

by Gacha Nacho May 6, 2019