gippet

A derogatory term meaning "a fat ugly hunk of ice".

Jeff: I bet in reality, Santa is just a big ol' gippet.

by LordSelrahc December 3, 2016

gibpet

When you laugh so much and so hard, you start to get abs.

Person 1: HAhahahahaha
Person 2: BAhahahah lol
Person 1: I have gibpet, gibpet! bahahahaha
Person 2: Sameeee! bahahaha

by yetersed April 2, 2019

Geppettophile

One who is attracted to, or has sexual relations with a puppet.

Randy, that ventriloquist HAS to be a total Geppettophile.

by daveyhell November 15, 2011

vibrating gipetto

When you are sitting really hard on a chair and your fart has nowhere else to go but up the front!

Girl, I was working so hard at the compter I really had my butt pushed into the chair tight! I ate a lot of hormel chili and my farts had nowhere to go up the front. A real vibrating gipetto!

by Pinoch's December 29, 2014

Gipper

Philly slang for a gay person

Bul be messing around with gippers

by Mr 215 February 13, 2020

Geppett

Something nasty and foul. Disgusting and rancid. Minging, rank, putrid.
The slang term is based upon Pinocchio’s nasty ass dad, Geppetto. Who stinks like shit all the time because of his exceptionally poor hygiene.

“Ugh, change your trousers. They’re mega geppett”

“Ew, stinks of geppett in here”

by Period poo peter December 7, 2022

Gippettish

Just means she's hot as hell.

That girl is Gippettish.

by MeAlee October 30, 2005