Geppettophile

One who is attracted to, or has sexual relations with a puppet.

Randy, that ventriloquist HAS to be a total Geppettophile.

by daveyhell November 15, 2011

Geppettophile

A person who has a sexual attraction to puppets

Puppets shouldn't go out after dark for fear of lurking geppettophiles.

by Burr (Steakface) April 12, 2021

Geppettophile

Someone who is a closet pedophile who takes their tendencies out on little wooden dolls like Geppetto from Pinocchio but a little wooden boys innocence is taken

Kid: Mommy, why is that man always in his woodshop groaning and moaning?

Mom: stay away darling he is fucking a little wooden boy wishing he was real, that man is a Geppettophile

by Queefburgler April 29, 2021

Geppetophile

A lonely old man who gets wood from little boys, turning them back into soft flesh after having his joy with them.

I think that guy down the street is a geppetophile. Keep our son away!

by A White June 15, 2006

gippettophile

And older man who likes 'em young, but masculine

He's such a gippettophile: he wants a REAL boy

by newguy May 21, 2008