Someone who is a closet pedophile who takes their tendencies out on little wooden dolls like Geppetto from Pinocchio but a little wooden boys innocence is taken
Kid: Mommy, why is that man always in his woodshop groaning and moaning?
Mom: stay away darling he is fucking a little wooden boy wishing he was real, that man is a Geppettophile
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."