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Geppettophile 

One who is attracted to, or has sexual relations with a puppet.
Randy, that ventriloquist HAS to be a total Geppettophile.
Geppettophile by daveyhell November 15, 2011
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Geppetophile 

A lonely old man who gets wood from little boys, turning them back into soft flesh after having his joy with them.
I think that guy down the street is a geppetophile. Keep our son away!
Geppetophile by A White June 15, 2006

Geppettophile 

A person who has a sexual attraction to puppets
Puppets shouldn't go out after dark for fear of lurking geppettophiles.

Geppettophile 

Someone who is a closet pedophile who takes their tendencies out on little wooden dolls like Geppetto from Pinocchio but a little wooden boys innocence is taken
Kid: Mommy, why is that man always in his woodshop groaning and moaning?

Mom: stay away darling he is fucking a little wooden boy wishing he was real, that man is a Geppettophile
Geppettophile by Queefburgler April 29, 2021
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