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Gay Muppet.

I derogatory definition for a person who is not only a muppet (fool), but a muppet who is sexually inclined towards the same sex of muppet.
When you said to me that you forgot your brain and you fancied the other guys ass, we would call you a Guppet.
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A person who is a combination between a muppet and a puppet. They are simply tools of an industry or a set of beliefs and is incapable of thinking for themselves. Will often repeat the same quips over and over again, enforce mundane rules, and usually get many people to dislike them. Often confused with a tool, but has full knowledge that he is a corporate whore.
Marie: Ugh that Craig guy always says "cunt-tinue" to try and be cool, and it's so annoying after a while.

Brian: He's a Guppet. Watch out for him, he'll try to be funny and get to be your friend just so he can use you to move up in the world.
Guppet by Chris R. I. P. January 11, 2009

Guppti Tamberooly Jooortelsk

Ethan:Guppti Tamberooly Jooortelsk

Mark: ah Scandinavian

guppti tamberooly 

Guppti came from a small town called Scarecrtopia, where they practice scarecrow culture and kill for sport. According to an unknown source, if you don't like and subscribe, Guppti and all of his family from Scarescrotopolis will come to your house and fill your sheets with hay. Even if you're gluten free.
"Damn, what's up with Guppti?"
"You think you're tough, Guppti Tamberooly? Huh?"

Geppettophile 

One who is attracted to, or has sexual relations with a puppet.
Randy, that ventriloquist HAS to be a total Geppettophile.
Geppettophile by daveyhell November 15, 2011
Something nasty and foul. Disgusting and rancid. Minging, rank, putrid.
The slang term is based upon Pinocchio’s nasty ass dad, Geppetto. Who stinks like shit all the time because of his exceptionally poor hygiene.
“Ugh, change your trousers. They’re mega geppett”

“Ew, stinks of geppett in here”
Geppett by Period poo peter December 7, 2022
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Palmela Handerson 

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Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
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