Geppett

Something nasty and foul. Disgusting and rancid. Minging, rank, putrid.
The slang term is based upon Pinocchio’s nasty ass dad, Geppetto. Who stinks like shit all the time because of his exceptionally poor hygiene.

“Ugh, change your trousers. They’re mega geppett”

“Ew, stinks of geppett in here”

by Period poo peter December 7, 2022

Geppett

Another word for poop, or. The term originates from Geppetto, Pinocchio's nasty ass dad who shits his pants all day because he has no toilet.

"What happened to you?? You're covered in Geppet!"
"I've been to Geppettoland!!"

"Ugh, you stink of Geppett: go take a shower"

"I think I just Geppetted myself"

by Period poo peter April 24, 2025

gepetts

(Adjective) Cheap, or rubbish. Can be synonymous with next in a negative way.
(History)
From the famous Pinocchio fable/disney film. Geppeto was so cheap he had to make his own son.

'Yo house is gepets'
'That girl is bare gepets'

by Alex - The G [Abos for ever] January 29, 2005

Geppettophile

One who is attracted to, or has sexual relations with a puppet.

Randy, that ventriloquist HAS to be a total Geppettophile.

by daveyhell November 15, 2011

Gippettish

Just means she's hot as hell.

That girl is Gippettish.

by MeAlee October 30, 2005

Geppetto

A funny spin on the word pedophile. This is based upon the story of Pinnochio where Geppetto makes a little wooden boy and dances with him. Plus it's also fun to say "Geppettophile"

Dude, stop trying to get with little boys you Geppetto.

by Pongo January 2, 2009

geppettoed

To be eaten by a whale.

Where's Mark? Dude, he totally just got geppettoed by that killer whale! :O

by AphroPanda June 10, 2016