Giordano 

A sexy mother fucker who is definitely not gay and gets girls just as easily as Gianni does and better cuz Gianni is bisexual.

I’m such a Giordano right now.

Giordano by 6969696969696868 August 25, 2021

Giordano 

The Italian form of the name Jordan, the Giordano has its roots in "Yarden," the Hebrew name of the Jordan river flowing between the countries of Jordan and Israel. Derived from yarad, meaning "descend" or "flow down.

descending peacefully from heaven, Giordano; like a flowing river.

Giordano by MetagamePro September 9, 2018

Eva Giordano 

Eva is so sweet and can't help but to smile at everything. She may seem ackward at first but once she gets used to you and she'll show her crazy self. She is kind from the inside out. She'll never porpusly say something to hurt someone. If you actually know her, you'll know what I mean. She will do anything for her friends, even if it gets her in trouble. Once you've earned her loyalty, she'll do anything for you.

"Damn! Who's that?"
"That's Eva Giordano. She's cute right?"

Eva Giordano by Heyheyyy November 19, 2019

al giordano 

A sentient mass of fecal matter, most commonly known for misquoting and misinterpreting basic English words and phrases.

I'm sorry, can you use smaller words? My brain's feeling a little al giordano at the moment.

al giordano by absolutely not a dudebro August 3, 2017

william giordano 

A pretty okay guy who enjoys sitting on a cactus .

me: william giordano you should get a cactus and then sit on it, like sit and twist

will: uh thats gonna be a hard no from me
me:deal with it

william giordano by jfdjhfhfhuefrerg September 21, 2017

Al Giordano 

A living, breathing corncob.

He's actually using Urban Dictionary to try and prove his point? He just went full "Al Giordano."

Al Giordano by BadFaithArgumentspalooza February 19, 2018

Sal Giordano

A Fat Person who blows fat clouds. Also he is known as the kid who knows everything about computers.

Yo you hit a fat cloud, bro you just did a sal giordano

Sal Giordano by joetotti10 May 19, 2018