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I wish you were like Giordan!

oooh, look at that Giordan over there!
Giordan by supercoolnessmaaaang April 24, 2009
jordan+gio , pretty goated couple if you ask me
omg! did you see gio and jordan? i wish i was them #giordan4life
giordan by jsossa March 8, 2021
A large individual, very huge, gargantuan even. You'll find him with a plate in hand and an eating utensil in the other. He always speaks with a mouth full of food. He also has multiple chins and back up chins. Not to mention the insanely greasy middle part, balding in the middle.
Person 1: did you see fredrick earlier?

Person 2: he's such a Giordan.
Giordan by Rain100k July 24, 2023

Gordan Ramsay 

A Multi- Millionaire chef that got famous for his multiple cooking shows like Kitchen Nightmares and Hotel Hell.
Often cusses and roasts the living shit out of people. His most famous roast "WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE YOU FUCKING DONKEY!"
"WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE"~ Gordan Ramsay
" WHAT ARE YOU, A IDIOT SANDWICH?"~ Gordan Ramsay
" GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU YANKE-DANKY-DOODLE-SHITE"~ Gordan Ramsay
This is a small example of his thousands of memes.
Gordan Ramsay by DavidDavtyan June 18, 2017

Giordana 

1)the best thing to come out of italy except for pizza and pasta!!!!!

2) someone with extreme talent!

3)someone to be adoured and cherished as they only come around once in a lifetime
boy one -"wow is that a limited edition magazine?" to boy two-"in a way but its actually a Giordana. cool isn't it"
Giordana by susiemalone :P April 8, 2009

Giordano 

A sexy mother fucker who is definitely not gay and gets girls just as easily as Gianni does and better cuz Gianni is bisexual.
Giordano by 6969696969696868 August 25, 2021