gigapants

Pants that exceed the garment industry's ability to be defined by size.

"Holy Megapants!" John exclaimed to Susan when he saw a lady in massive denim slacks. Susan replied, "No, I think those are more like Gigapants!"

gigapants by richippr November 16, 2016

Gigaparsec 

Is a measurement of distance. More so, is the largest measurement of distance there is. The reason for this is because the approximate radius of the entire observable universe is just 14 gigaparsecs.

The equivalent distance in meters is 3.3 x 10^25 meters, which could also be written as:
330,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 meters.
(Three-hundred and thirty septillion meters)

OR 3.3 billion light-years.

Brian- "Haha, my penis is a gigaparsec long."

Mark- "So, you're saying your penis is 2,429,669,490,000,000,000 times larger than the diameter of the earth itself?"

Brian- "Yeah, that sounds about right."

Mark- "Hm, seems legit."

Gigaparsec by 29.9SecondsToMars March 24, 2012

Gigapenis 

Gigapenis n. pl. gigapenii. A penis over 11.81 inches long.

Your mom enjoyed a gigapenis last night.

Gigapenis by Micropeni$ June 5, 2015

1.21 gigawatts 

Amount of electricity required to power the flux capacitor and get marty mcfly back to the future. since the appropriate nuclear material was unavailable in 1955, doc brown had to procure the necessary wattage via a lightning bolt.

1.21 gigawatts! 1.21 gigawatts!!!

1.21 gigawatts by daddy-ooooh March 26, 2009

gigapause 

The Gigapause was an extensive period of time, lasting for nearly a year, when the creator of Homestuck (Andrew Hussie) took some time off of posting updates for the popular webcomic. During that time, Homestucks barely clung to life as they awaited more updates. When the Gigaunpaused was released, MS Paint Adventures crashed, and multiple bugs showed up, all because so many Homestucks logged on all at once.

Non-informed person: "I heard that that person reads something called Homestuck... What is that?"
Person in their right mind: "Go ahead and ask them, but do NOT mention the word 'Gigapause' if you want to live."

gigapause by dracowings99 January 15, 2016

girlpants 

we do not use this term for girls, we use it for boys. we use this term when boy's are wearing pants that are so tight on the legs and the crotch that they look like girl's pants. or maybe the boy even bought these pants from the girl's section in a store, or borrowed them from their sister or girlfriend. boys wearing girlpants has become a fad in rock bands and in skateboarding.

"Hey look Joanie! Those pants are so tight on him, they must be girlpants!"

girlpants by Shelbs. July 7, 2005

gigawatts 

1.21, the number of gigawatts necessary to power a Flux Capacitor

I just had a 1.21 gigawatt flux capacitor installed in my car

gigawatts by Zeke April 13, 2004