Definitions by richippr

gigapants

Pants that exceed the garment industry's ability to be defined by size.

"Holy Megapants!" John exclaimed to Susan when he saw a lady in massive denim slacks. Susan replied, "No, I think those are more like Gigapants!"

gigapants by richippr November 16, 2016

Gasphyxiation 

The condition of being deprived of oxygen when exposed to noxious fart fumes.

John barely noticed as Kevin passed his cubicle softly giggling. Suddenly, a warm, invisible tidal wave of stench overwhelmed the confined space, and John was sure he was about to die of gasphyxiation.

Gasphyxiation by richippr September 26, 2013

misinterest 

Mistaken Interest.

As a matter of habit and causual etiquette, Kevin said "What's up?" to John in the breakroom, expecting nothing more than a brief, if not exact reply. In a clear case of misinterest, John went on to describe his date with Meg (the hot new secretary), in mindnumbing detail.

misinterest by richippr September 24, 2013

Thermamaters

Nipples, generally female. When observed, can indicate the comfort level of the ambient air temperature.

Wondering if it was just him, John took a quick peek at Susan's thermamaters and confirmed that it was indeed cold in the office today.

Thermamaters by richippr September 23, 2013

Faux Boner 

A condition caused by a prominent, upward fold of fabric, occurring in the front of pleated slacks when sitting.

John sat down and stood up repeatedly in an effort to convince Susan that it was a faux boner she observed during the morning office meeting, and not the real thing caused by Meg, the hot new secretary.

Faux Boner by richippr September 23, 2013

Bearded Rascal 

An unshorn vagina.

Crusty Sea Pirate (whilst looking at pirate-era porn): "Arg, wouldya look at the bearded rascal on this fine wench!"

Bearded Rascal by richippr October 1, 2008

Refreshmental

A person who blocks access to all other varieties of fountain beverages as he fills his own.

"I had to wait forever to refill my beverage due to the refreshmental that was in the way."

Refreshmental by richippr September 29, 2008