richippr's definitions

misinterest

Mistaken Interest.

As a matter of habit and causual etiquette, Kevin said "What's up?" to John in the breakroom, expecting nothing more than a brief, if not exact reply. In a clear case of misinterest, John went on to describe his date with Meg (the hot new secretary), in mindnumbing detail.

by richippr September 24, 2013

gigapants

Pants that exceed the garment industry's ability to be defined by size.

"Holy Megapants!" John exclaimed to Susan when he saw a lady in massive denim slacks. Susan replied, "No, I think those are more like Gigapants!"

by richippr November 16, 2016

Refreshmental

A person who blocks access to all other varieties of fountain beverages as he fills his own.

"I had to wait forever to refill my beverage due to the refreshmental that was in the way."

by richippr September 29, 2008

Thermamaters

Nipples, generally female. When observed, can indicate the comfort level of the ambient air temperature.

Wondering if it was just him, John took a quick peek at Susan's thermamaters and confirmed that it was indeed cold in the office today.

by richippr September 23, 2013

Underbooby

The underside and lower front half of a woman's breast(s) leading to, but not passing, the areola and/or nipple.

Those crazy-girl-video commercials show lots of underbooby.

by richippr September 29, 2008

Hairy Eyebrow

To scrunch an eyebrow down upon one's squinted or intensely focused eye in order to silently convey severe disapproval.

"Dude, your girlfriend is giving you the Hairy Eyebrow. You better stop looking at Susan's tits."

by richippr September 29, 2008

scratchy satchel

Itchy scrotum.

Due to an unfortunate scrotal rash I eagerly paw my scratchy satchel.

by richippr September 29, 2008