Refreshmental

A person who blocks access to all other varieties of fountain beverages as he fills his own.

"I had to wait forever to refill my beverage due to the refreshmental that was in the way."

by richippr September 29, 2008

Thermamaters

Nipples, generally female. When observed, can indicate the comfort level of the ambient air temperature.

Wondering if it was just him, John took a quick peek at Susan's thermamaters and confirmed that it was indeed cold in the office today.

by richippr September 23, 2013

gigapants

Pants that exceed the garment industry's ability to be defined by size.

"Holy Megapants!" John exclaimed to Susan when he saw a lady in massive denim slacks. Susan replied, "No, I think those are more like Gigapants!"

by richippr November 16, 2016

scratchy satchel

Itchy scrotum.

Due to an unfortunate scrotal rash I eagerly paw my scratchy satchel.

by richippr September 29, 2008

Gasphyxiation

The condition of being deprived of oxygen when exposed to noxious fart fumes.

John barely noticed as Kevin passed his cubicle softly giggling. Suddenly, a warm, invisible tidal wave of stench overwhelmed the confined space, and John was sure he was about to die of gasphyxiation.

by richippr September 26, 2013

Bearded Rascal

An unshorn vagina.

Crusty Sea Pirate (whilst looking at pirate-era porn): "Arg, wouldya look at the bearded rascal on this fine wench!"

by richippr October 01, 2008

Faux Boner

A condition caused by a prominent, upward fold of fabric, occurring in the front of pleated slacks when sitting.

John sat down and stood up repeatedly in an effort to convince Susan that it was a faux boner she observed during the morning office meeting, and not the real thing caused by Meg, the hot new secretary.

by richippr September 23, 2013