gigapause 

The Gigapause was an extensive period of time, lasting for nearly a year, when the creator of Homestuck (Andrew Hussie) took some time off of posting updates for the popular webcomic. During that time, Homestucks barely clung to life as they awaited more updates. When the Gigaunpaused was released, MS Paint Adventures crashed, and multiple bugs showed up, all because so many Homestucks logged on all at once.

Non-informed person: "I heard that that person reads something called Homestuck... What is that?"
Person in their right mind: "Go ahead and ask them, but do NOT mention the word 'Gigapause' if you want to live."

gigapause by dracowings99 January 15, 2016

Gigaparsec 

Is a measurement of distance. More so, is the largest measurement of distance there is. The reason for this is because the approximate radius of the entire observable universe is just 14 gigaparsecs.

The equivalent distance in meters is 3.3 x 10^25 meters, which could also be written as:
330,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 meters.
(Three-hundred and thirty septillion meters)

OR 3.3 billion light-years.

Brian- "Haha, my penis is a gigaparsec long."

Mark- "So, you're saying your penis is 2,429,669,490,000,000,000 times larger than the diameter of the earth itself?"

Brian- "Yeah, that sounds about right."

Mark- "Hm, seems legit."

Gigaparsec by 29.9SecondsToMars March 24, 2012

Gigabased

The ultimate form of the adjective based. To declare something as "gigabased" is to confirm it as the highest form possible and an undisputable truth in the eyes of god, man, and the universe itself.

"Executing child-murders is gigabased."

Gigabased by Aerrant March 4, 2022

gigapassoid

The most passing(looks like a cis person, talks like a cis person etc) trans person, be it mtf or ftm. This would then imply that it is impossible to clock(or recognize) a gigapassoid.

Hunter Schafer is the biggest gigapassoid woman. I wanna make her my wife

gigapassoid by CuddlesWithBoymoders October 4, 2023

gigabased

Just like based but way better.

Bernie is gigabased!

gigabased by KratosAurion400 January 19, 2022

1 x 1010^100 gigaparsecs 

idk its like 1.7432348181258835e+28 miles, basically if I would write this down, I would end up being the V.I.P that's the reason people come to my own funeral, saying it would take like 91284 trillion years to write, plus also this entire website would crash. so basically its the least largest number I end up on my math test. So yea, its like commonly used in astrology, don't know why because labeling a sun 72184769 billon light years away isn't going to help evolution besides some cool news headline and more failed rockets, but it's still cool so I'll allow it. You basically use it to overexaggerate some distance (or it's actually that's distance)

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1 x 1010^100 gigaparsecs by Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin September 19, 2023