giftery

A place of business where one may purchase gifts.

Today is Becca's birthday, so I bought her a present from the giftery.

by Ensign Ricky April 6, 2006

thoughtless gifter

Someone that gives gifts without putting any thinking into it.

Shoppers overheard a rude thoughtless gifter say," They get whatever I buy them, their lucky they're getting anything."

by jpg3 December 20, 2014

The Downhill Gifter

"The Downhill Gifter" - While you are giving someone oral sex - 1. Gently reach down and start to massage their feet 2. Then extend your arms fully behind you 3. Then lift upward 4. You should now be resembling a "Downhill Ski Position"

A girl sits pondering and penniless about what to get her boyfriend for his birthday... "Hmm, Well I know he wants to go skiing but we can't afford that... Maybe I could massage his feet? He does work really hard everyday... And every guy likes to get oral sex... Hmm..."... When the Birthday Boy comes home from work, he finds his girlfriend standing in the living room wearing a full ski suit, snow boots and goggles. A little thrown off at first, he says... "So, are we going skiing for my birthday after all?" She smiles back and says, "No... Not quite... :) "Its called The Downhill Gifter

by Maryjane* February 6, 2014

Giftervention

It's like an intervention, only instead of confronting someone about their problem with drugs or alcohol, you confront them with their problem of being shitty at giving gifts.

Person 1: Aunt Carol gave me socks for Christmas AGAIN this year!

Person 2: Are you serious!? She really needs a giftervention.

by Ginger Claus December 2, 2011

re-gifter

A person who gives things they received from others as gifts. They take what was given to them and send it to someone else out of laziness and spite.

Derived from Seinfeld

I think he gave you the same book I bought him for Christmas. He is a damn re-gifter!

by elok April 30, 2005

Gittery

To feel Fun, excitement, glamor, out-going, loud, willing, free-feeling, butterflies in the stomach feeling, very silly, giggly, laugh a lot

1. those earings are so gittery!
2. A cute boy/girl smiles at you, your response "oh GitterY"
3 This song makes me gittery

by Chelsea Rath December 31, 2008

gittery

happy while being extremely tense and nervous at the same time.

Im so gittery right now.
...I just found $20 but that guy over there keeps looking at me.

by Nickeshia November 5, 2007