1. An
asshole who gives you a douche like gift.
2. When a women doesn't wash her
vagina for a long enough period of time which accumulates a pungent, tuna like oder and in the event of douching her
twat, scrapes off sores from her previous partner then sends the douche as a present to her douchebag boyfriend.
3. Cindy Allen.
1. My ex boyfriend was a big cock rocker but I dumped his
ginger loving ass cause he was a douchey gifter.
2. So I hooked up with this chick and she was a
real freak. She sucked and fucked and quacked like a duck. One
day we got into a fight and she said she would make it up to me. The next day I received a package from her and there was a bloody douche rag that smelled like pungent
tuna. Because I loved her and her smell, I used it as a loufa for my face and now I have cold sores. That dumb bitch is a douchey gifter.
3. Cindy Allen has big tits but she is a total douchey gifter.