"The Downhill Gifter" - While you are giving someone
oral sex - 1. Gently reach down and start to massage their
feet 2. Then extend your arms fully behind you 3. Then
lift upward 4. You should now be resembling a "Downhill Ski Position"
A girl sits pondering and penniless about what to
get her boyfriend for his birthday... "Hmm, Well I know he wants to go skiing but we can't afford that... Maybe I could massage his feet? He does
work really
hard everyday... And every guy likes to get oral sex... Hmm..."... When the Birthday Boy comes
home from
work, he finds his girlfriend standing in the living room wearing a full ski suit, snow boots and goggles. A little thrown off at first, he says... "So, are we going skiing for my birthday after all?" She smiles back and says, "No... Not quite... :) "Its called The Downhill Gifter