geltrud 

The best nu nu in the whole world!!!!!!!

She makes the best lasagna.

Ex. Let’s all go to geltruds for some lasagna!

geltrud by Primopig November 30, 2017

getrude 

Getrude is a name mostly shortened to Getty. Getrude is strong and usually too generous. Hides her emotions pretty well and is honest. She's beautiful but doesn't know it yet so her self esteem isn't at 100%. Dating a Getrude is awesome because she's drama-free.

ONE WORD : PRICELESS!

My mum is a true a Getrude.

getrude by GertieGetty March 6, 2016

Getrude 

Is a person who is to smart
Loves art and is lazy AF

Although a Getrude is insecue most of the time they are a great person (Getrudes also enjoy making fun of people)

Ahhhhhh that Getrude is to smart for her age

Getrude by Papa ~ Joe June 10, 2018

Friend of Gertrude 

A lesbian. Derived from the term "Friend of Dorothy" for a gay man.

First used on the Australian comedy show Kath and Kim.

Ellen Degeneres is a friend of Gertrude.

Friend of Gertrude by Mayor Me November 27, 2020

Aunt Gertrude The Third 

Typically located in a rural area, far from civilization, this rare specimen in her mid to late 50s is often referred to by scientists as an “Erika”. The exotic Gertude is often followed by the chant “dun dun dun” and a mariachi band. The creatures putrid bowl movements force all civilization within a 25 mile radius to evacuate to the nearest bomb shelter until the toxic gases have been omitted from the area. However, that plot of land will be inhabitable for years to come. Due to the genetic makeup of this creature, their back can not reach further than a 45° angle. The occasional Gertrude can be enticed by the smell of sharp cheddar cheese and the noise of diet coke streaming into a full yeti cup of vodka.

“I cant believe someone left cheese laying around! Aunt Gertrude The Third is going to force us into quarantine for weeks!”

Aunt Gertrude The Third by Georgetta Stone June 15, 2022

Gertrude Baniszewski 

(1929-1990) One of the most disturbing murderers in Indiana history (and indeed history in general), a demon disguised as a mother. A three times divorced borderline personality and sociopath who lead her seven children and several neighborhood children in the appalling two-month torture in 1965 of two sisters who she was boarding, Silvia and Jenny Likens (ages 16 and 15) and eventually murdered Silvia.
The stronger of the pair, Silvia took the brunt of Gertrude's fury; she called Silvia filthy (Gertrude's own house was a virmin-ridden hellhole), called her a whore (Gertrude had fucked another man during one of her three marriages (resulting in a child) and her own teenage daughter was a slut who was pregnant by a married man) and subjected the girls (and Silvia in particular) to physical, verbal, and sexual tortures that are nightmares to even conceive of.
Neighbors had noticed the battered state of the Likens girls, but they did not report Gertrude.
Gertrude tried to pin the crimes on her children and the neighborhood children when Silvia's hideously mangled body was found.
In other words, a demon bitch and a good reason for parents to do extensive background checks on caregivers before entrusting their loved ones to them.

Gertrude Baniszewski was sentenced to life in prison in 1966, but was paroled in 1985 for "good behavior", despite the outrage of the Likens family and the public at large. She died under a false name in 1990; it marks a huge injustice for two innocent young women who were martyrs to a needless crime.

Her eldest daughter and the rest of her children and the other children involved were also sentenced, but their punishments seem more like a slap on the wrist.

She could be compared to Lori Drew for Drew's cyberbullying of Megan Meier (leading the girl to suicide) for some perceived slight toward her own daughter.

Gertrude Baniszewski by Lorelili August 17, 2011

slippery gertrude 

It is the ultimate sexual act where a man ejaculates onto a drum stick and then shoves it up his wife's pussy. The wife then menstruates into a box of stove to stuffing and they stuff that inside a whole duck. They bake it then proceed to eat the meal. They eat nothing else until the meal is excreted. They use the oil from the excrement to make a lubricant. AKA the slippery gertrude

For thanksgiving this year, me and my wife doing the slippery gertrude.

slippery gertrude by Ashiok January 17, 2021