gertrudis

The most depressed and bipolar of them all. Beautiful but doesn't see it. Has friends but think she doesn't. Cares too much and gets too attached. Loves animals and is an absolute bad ass.

"Don't hurt Gertrudis's feelings. You'll regret it."

by Unicorn/nigger/faggot June 13, 2017

Gertrudis

the type of girl anyone would want to date: fun, interesting, can take a nasty joke with great humour, kind and cutely angelical, but at the same time serious, hard worker, a complete diva and drama queen when she just feels like it. With a touch of feminine sensuality, she can get quite vindictive when deceit or angered. so better watch out!

she is also very protective and loyal of her friends and likes being helpful to them when needed.

´Hey, dude! have you seen Kevin lately?'

' didn't you know? He met this girl last month at this party and since then he's been like in a cloud. I don't blame him though, that girl is quite a Gertrudis, I wouldn't want a chick like that.'

by AlenB## September 13, 2018

Gertrudis

The type of girl everyone would one to date or be friends with: kind, fun, and loyal. She is able to read the mood of the people surrounding her, becoming a party mate when she feels is needed or a confidant.
Always the heart and light of a room. Cutely angelical with a great sense of humour combined with a very feminine sensuality, can be a total diva and drama queen when she feels like it. Careful though, because she can also turn into a badass vindictive person when deceit or angered. So better watch out!

'Hey, dude! have you seen Kevin lately?'

' didn't you know? he met this cute girl at a party last week, and since then he's been like in a cloud. I don't blame him though, that girl is quite a Gertrudis who wouldn't wanna date a girl like her.'

by AlenB## September 13, 2018

Friend of Gertrude

A lesbian. Derived from the term "Friend of Dorothy" for a gay man.

First used on the Australian comedy show Kath and Kim.

Ellen Degeneres is a friend of Gertrude.

by Mayor Me November 27, 2020

Aunt Gertrude The Third

Typically located in a rural area, far from civilization, this rare specimen in her mid to late 50s is often referred to by scientists as an “Erika”. The exotic Gertude is often followed by the chant “dun dun dun” and a mariachi band. The creatures putrid bowl movements force all civilization within a 25 mile radius to evacuate to the nearest bomb shelter until the toxic gases have been omitted from the area. However, that plot of land will be inhabitable for years to come. Due to the genetic makeup of this creature, their back can not reach further than a 45° angle. The occasional Gertrude can be enticed by the smell of sharp cheddar cheese and the noise of diet coke streaming into a full yeti cup of vodka.

“I cant believe someone left cheese laying around! Aunt Gertrude The Third is going to force us into quarantine for weeks!”

by Georgetta Stone June 15, 2022

Gertrude Baniszewski

(1929-1990) One of the most disturbing murderers in Indiana history (and indeed history in general), a demon disguised as a mother. A three times divorced borderline personality and sociopath who lead her seven children and several neighborhood children in the appalling two-month torture in 1965 of two sisters who she was boarding, Silvia and Jenny Likens (ages 16 and 15) and eventually murdered Silvia.
The stronger of the pair, Silvia took the brunt of Gertrude's fury; she called Silvia filthy (Gertrude's own house was a virmin-ridden hellhole), called her a whore (Gertrude had fucked another man during one of her three marriages (resulting in a child) and her own teenage daughter was a slut who was pregnant by a married man) and subjected the girls (and Silvia in particular) to physical, verbal, and sexual tortures that are nightmares to even conceive of.
Neighbors had noticed the battered state of the Likens girls, but they did not report Gertrude.
Gertrude tried to pin the crimes on her children and the neighborhood children when Silvia's hideously mangled body was found.
In other words, a demon bitch and a good reason for parents to do extensive background checks on caregivers before entrusting their loved ones to them.

Gertrude Baniszewski was sentenced to life in prison in 1966, but was paroled in 1985 for "good behavior", despite the outrage of the Likens family and the public at large. She died under a false name in 1990; it marks a huge injustice for two innocent young women who were martyrs to a needless crime.

Her eldest daughter and the rest of her children and the other children involved were also sentenced, but their punishments seem more like a slap on the wrist.

She could be compared to Lori Drew for Drew's cyberbullying of Megan Meier (leading the girl to suicide) for some perceived slight toward her own daughter.

by Lorelili August 17, 2011

slippery gertrude

It is the ultimate sexual act where a man ejaculates onto a drum stick and then shoves it up his wife's pussy. The wife then menstruates into a box of stove to stuffing and they stuff that inside a whole duck. They bake it then proceed to eat the meal. They eat nothing else until the meal is excreted. They use the oil from the excrement to make a lubricant. AKA the slippery gertrude

For thanksgiving this year, me and my wife doing the slippery gertrude.

by Ashiok January 17, 2021