when bruno mars sings gertrude comes out
by dalton rapattoni May 14, 2017
adj. an expression of both shocked disbelief and extreme disappointment.
something outrageous and unexpected; far beyond the truth.
something outrageous and unexpected; far beyond the truth.
I went to Peaksville, Ohio and a little boy turned me into a jack-n-the-box and sent me to a cornfield for thinking bad thoughts. That was gertrude!
Barry told me the most gertrudis story about his near-death experience.
Barry told me the most gertrudis story about his near-death experience.
by BD Crew August 15, 2009
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by Jeffcar September 06, 2015
Gertrudes are the funniest most outgoing people you'll ever meet. Once you get to know them, you'll never regret it. A Gertrude always takes care of those she loves. She has a dazzling smile with an amazing bod to go with it. They have awesome hair and really take care of themselves. Gertrudes are fun loving but when it comes down to it they work for what they want.
by pepperflavouredoreo August 28, 2017
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