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gertruda 

Gertruda is a beautiful person with a lot of charm. Her name is as unique as her. Gertruda is a shy girl, at first, but once you get to know her she won’t give you a bad time. She is very funny, and she’ll always have something thoughtful to say. Gertruda is the most caring and understanding person in the whole world, and let’s not forget that she’s wifey material. She loves her family and friends to the moon and back, and everyone with a Gertruda in their life will forever be lucky. Her best friend is especially the luckiest person, and she would screw up her whole life without Gertruda by her side, taking care of her bipolar moods. So boys go wife her up. Her body and personality is blessings from God. Amen.
Boy: yo, I think I just met the perfect girl

Jasmin: Gertruda ?
Boy: yea, how did you know ?
Jasmin: because Gertruda is the only perfect girl in the world.
gertruda by Xjazzy October 9, 2018
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gertruda 

most amazing sexy looking person on this earth she looks like frog but human form she will most likely bang u out in a fight so stand back and she is a amazing friend to be near she will always give u advice and be nice and kind
oh look is that sexy gertruda
gertruda by YESJSHSBSJ September 19, 2020

gertrůda 

Gertrůda is the most “mom” girl possible. She has the best style and everyone looks up to her. She loves animals and her life is very meaningful. I have never seen a girl named Gertrůda that is tall. Gertrůda has a lot of friends, but she’s not the dating type.
I love your t-shirt Gertrůda!
gertrůda by Kateřina06 November 21, 2021

Gertrūda 

The most dumb girl in the world
Like her small head hanst got anything in it
Person1: Gertrūda is dum
Person2:everybody knows that
Gertrūda:sfhfuyhdgydthfv
Gertrūda by 69ballsbigblack69 June 21, 2022

Friend of Gertrude 

A lesbian. Derived from the term "Friend of Dorothy" for a gay man.

First used on the Australian comedy show Kath and Kim.
Friend of Gertrude by Mayor Me November 27, 2020

Aunt Gertrude The Third 

Typically located in a rural area, far from civilization, this rare specimen in her mid to late 50s is often referred to by scientists as an “Erika”. The exotic Gertude is often followed by the chant “dun dun dun” and a mariachi band. The creatures putrid bowl movements force all civilization within a 25 mile radius to evacuate to the nearest bomb shelter until the toxic gases have been omitted from the area. However, that plot of land will be inhabitable for years to come. Due to the genetic makeup of this creature, their back can not reach further than a 45° angle. The occasional Gertrude can be enticed by the smell of sharp cheddar cheese and the noise of diet coke streaming into a full yeti cup of vodka.
“I cant believe someone left cheese laying around! Aunt Gertrude The Third is going to force us into quarantine for weeks!”

Gertrude Baniszewski 

(1929-1990) One of the most disturbing murderers in Indiana history (and indeed history in general), a demon disguised as a mother. A three times divorced borderline personality and sociopath who lead her seven children and several neighborhood children in the appalling two-month torture in 1965 of two sisters who she was boarding, Silvia and Jenny Likens (ages 16 and 15) and eventually murdered Silvia.
The stronger of the pair, Silvia took the brunt of Gertrude's fury; she called Silvia filthy (Gertrude's own house was a virmin-ridden hellhole), called her a whore (Gertrude had fucked another man during one of her three marriages (resulting in a child) and her own teenage daughter was a slut who was pregnant by a married man) and subjected the girls (and Silvia in particular) to physical, verbal, and sexual tortures that are nightmares to even conceive of.
Neighbors had noticed the battered state of the Likens girls, but they did not report Gertrude.
Gertrude tried to pin the crimes on her children and the neighborhood children when Silvia's hideously mangled body was found.
In other words, a demon bitch and a good reason for parents to do extensive background checks on caregivers before entrusting their loved ones to them.
Gertrude Baniszewski was sentenced to life in prison in 1966, but was paroled in 1985 for "good behavior", despite the outrage of the Likens family and the public at large. She died under a false name in 1990; it marks a huge injustice for two innocent young women who were martyrs to a needless crime.

Her eldest daughter and the rest of her children and the other children involved were also sentenced, but their punishments seem more like a slap on the wrist.

She could be compared to Lori Drew for Drew's cyberbullying of Megan Meier (leading the girl to suicide) for some perceived slight toward her own daughter.
Gertrude Baniszewski by Lorelili August 17, 2011
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