geefko 

I don't fucking know I just made it up

geefko.

geefko by improbablyrobbie January 22, 2025

geekological clock 

Much like a woman's biological clock concept; your geekological clock is a figurative concept of when you've gone far too long without owning something that your geek self deems imperative, & thus you obsess over until you have it - having "gone off" or is "ticking".

1. "My geekological clock is ticking cause i STILL don't have the new Zelda game!"
2. "My geekological clock went off, I have to go out and get this figure RIGHT NOW!"

geekological clock by TheMistressJ January 31, 2014

Geekonomy 

1. The business community and economic activity that emerges around geek culture; the production and consumption of nerdy goods and services, such as comic cons and other pop culture conventions.

2. The geekonomy can also refer to products (Star Wars punk rock albums), art (comic book artists), crafts, etc. with a geek interest.

First notably used by journalist Dyer Oxley on episode 40 of the NW NERD Podcast.

"Wow. I opened a booth at Emerald City Comic Con and did more business with my artwork than I do all year!"
"That's the geekonomy for ya."

"The Hoot Hoots released a Star Wars tribute album!"
"That's gonna be a big seller in the geekonomy."

"Bremerton is starting a comicon."
"Yeah, they're trying to get in on that geekonomy."

Geekonomy by CafeWhiskey March 1, 2018

geekosystem 

The natural habitat of geeks. A very fragile environment, the disruption of even one small element could throw it out of balance permanently. That is why you must never pick on geeks.

Hey, let's go teach those geeks a lesson!

No, you don't want to mess with the geekosystem

geekosystem by Bob882 October 26, 2004

geekosterone 

What causes IT Geeks to tell incredibly exxagerated stories about their technical prowess. Effects usually occur when a group of three or more geeks gather, often in the presence of female company, whom they promptly start to ignore in effort to top eachother's epic tales of prowess.

At a party, geekosterone causes the chicks to leave when they hear:

"I rewrote the kernel for Vista, and it was stable and actually worked, but M$oft fired me and buried the code cuz they wanted to shackle the users.'

"That's nothing, I, well actually my cousin in one of those Swedish countries, helped Linus write his first assembly program."

geekosterone by gurutc January 4, 2008

Geekool

Some guy or girl who's some kind of geek but without losing the style.

A:You know like that guy Anna goes out with, he's very cool though he's some sort of geek or something.

B: Oh, yeah, he's a geekool?

A:Yeap, that's it!

C: Are you talking about my boyfriend again?

Geekool by a geekool's sister October 30, 2010

Geekoff 

Passing up real life to spend time on computers, smart phones or gaming devices.

Let's go to shopping while the others geekoff back at the hotel.

Geekoff by srsgeek February 17, 2009