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geekological clock
Much like a woman's biological clock concept; your geekological clock is a figurative concept of when you've gone far too long without owning something that your geek self deems imperative, & thus you obsess over until you have it - having "gone off" or is "ticking".
1. "My geekological clock is ticking cause i STILL don't have the new Zelda game!"
2. "My geekological clock went off, I have to go out and get this figure RIGHT NOW!"
2. "My geekological clock went off, I have to go out and get this figure RIGHT NOW!"
geekological clock by TheMistressJ January 31, 2014
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Leopard gecko
A small reptilian lizard/gecko that has evolved from a small type of dinosaur often referred to as an 'Adorable floof baby'.
Leopard gecko by AmazingFoot December 1, 2019
Slippery Gecko
While having sex in the shower push your partner up against the wall kissing her, then quickly try to insert your penis into her anus and watch her try and climb the wall.
Slippery Gecko by Putrid169 June 29, 2011
dirty gecko parade
A hardcore line of 6 shots, progressing from most alcoholic to least.
1. Everclear
2. Bacardi 151
3. 99 bananas
4. Vodka
5. Mad Dog
6. Beer
This marathon of shots is meant to be done in a line in under a minute with no chasing in between. Jesus is the only person to successfully complete and keep down all the alcohol in under a minute.
1. Everclear
2. Bacardi 151
3. 99 bananas
4. Vodka
5. Mad Dog
6. Beer
This marathon of shots is meant to be done in a line in under a minute with no chasing in between. Jesus is the only person to successfully complete and keep down all the alcohol in under a minute.
dirty gecko parade by hopcopdontstop April 13, 2009
Geekonomy
1. The business community and economic activity that emerges around geek culture; the production and consumption of nerdy goods and services, such as comic cons and other pop culture conventions.
2. The geekonomy can also refer to products (Star Wars punk rock albums), art (comic book artists), crafts, etc. with a geek interest.
First notably used by journalist Dyer Oxley on episode 40 of the NW NERD Podcast.
2. The geekonomy can also refer to products (Star Wars punk rock albums), art (comic book artists), crafts, etc. with a geek interest.
First notably used by journalist Dyer Oxley on episode 40 of the NW NERD Podcast.
"Wow. I opened a booth at Emerald City Comic Con and did more business with my artwork than I do all year!"
"That's the geekonomy for ya."
"The Hoot Hoots released a Star Wars tribute album!"
"That's gonna be a big seller in the geekonomy."
"Bremerton is starting a comicon."
"Yeah, they're trying to get in on that geekonomy."
"That's the geekonomy for ya."
"The Hoot Hoots released a Star Wars tribute album!"
"That's gonna be a big seller in the geekonomy."
"Bremerton is starting a comicon."
"Yeah, they're trying to get in on that geekonomy."
Geekonomy by CafeWhiskey March 1, 2018
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