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geekological clock 

Much like a woman's biological clock concept; your geekological clock is a figurative concept of when you've gone far too long without owning something that your geek self deems imperative, & thus you obsess over until you have it - having "gone off" or is "ticking".
1. "My geekological clock is ticking cause i STILL don't have the new Zelda game!"
2. "My geekological clock went off, I have to go out and get this figure RIGHT NOW!"
geekological clock by TheMistressJ January 31, 2014

Geekologie 

The definition of Geekologie, as per Geekologie itself:

1. the study of all things geek

2. to utterly destroy someone else and prove your dominance, similar to pwn

3. to teabag a passed out roommate who forgot to take his shoes off
Dude, this college sucks, you can't even get a Geekologie degree.

Suck it, sucker, I just beat your Bomberman high score. You got Geekologied!

Quick, grab the video camera -- I'm gonna Geekologie Davey!
Geekologie by maxislav June 12, 2009

geekolator 

One who translates what a geek would says to a group of students during class.
One who can talk to tech support.
"what is that geek talking about?"
"I don't know ask the geekolator.
geekolator by Christopher Perez February 5, 2008

geekology 

The study of geeks, geek culture, and the history of geekdom
I have been studying geekology and hopefully, I will get a degree in this subject so I can understand geeks a lot better.
geekology by funny fellas March 20, 2015

geekhole 

The Ear Canal that is used in the 1 armed arm chair sex postion.
Dude i fucked her in the geekhole.
geekhole by Boom Daddy December 11, 2006
Geekolo is a cybersex professional able to pickup girls online, to seduce them via one to one text/webcam chat till they have a great cyber orgasm. The Geekolo dream is to be paid for his performances via PayPal.
He dated another girl online for cybersex. He is a real Geekolo.
geekolo by zoldan September 2, 2006