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gefontyst 

Being fucked in the ass by an organization you pay a monthly contribution to.
I have been gefontyst again maybe i should stop paying tuition.
gefontyst by Gefontyst4Life December 18, 2020
Related Words
geefo • Geef • Geelong • geebo • geefer • geegol • Geefy • geemo • geeboo • geeto

geekological clock 

Much like a woman's biological clock concept; your geekological clock is a figurative concept of when you've gone far too long without owning something that your geek self deems imperative, & thus you obsess over until you have it - having "gone off" or is "ticking".
1. "My geekological clock is ticking cause i STILL don't have the new Zelda game!"
2. "My geekological clock went off, I have to go out and get this figure RIGHT NOW!"
geekological clock by TheMistressJ January 31, 2014
Street term for marijuana. Popularized in eastern Ontario, Canada. (Ottawa, Toronto) in the 90's. 'Geed' is Somali for 'Tree'.

Pronunciation

/ɡā/lō/
CUSTOMER - "Yo dawg you got any Geedo?"

CHOPPER - "Yea B. But don't be heatbag."
Geedo by Mr. Flip January 25, 2018

Geekonomy 

1. The business community and economic activity that emerges around geek culture; the production and consumption of nerdy goods and services, such as comic cons and other pop culture conventions.

2. The geekonomy can also refer to products (Star Wars punk rock albums), art (comic book artists), crafts, etc. with a geek interest.

First notably used by journalist Dyer Oxley on episode 40 of the NW NERD Podcast.
"Wow. I opened a booth at Emerald City Comic Con and did more business with my artwork than I do all year!"
"That's the geekonomy for ya."

"The Hoot Hoots released a Star Wars tribute album!"
"That's gonna be a big seller in the geekonomy."

"Bremerton is starting a comicon."
"Yeah, they're trying to get in on that geekonomy."
Geekonomy by CafeWhiskey March 1, 2018
the act of using rhetorical devices while underlying the purposes of poop museums. This in context will exemplify all international studentes who do not understand the urban telephones. the cosmotology of geefers is related to the physical aspects of ronald regan. One may realize that geefers can be frozen for a better taste. its not what you want but what you earn!
Hairy men eat fried salsa with geefers on their mind.
geefers by creamery July 28, 2007
A ladyboy, transexxual or shemale.
"Jeez Mick, have you seen the arse on that girl over there? She's a real beauty"

"You've had far too much to drink Ed, that's a geezoid"

"Shit".
Geezoid by Ed Bosh October 11, 2008
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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