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Vincent van Gogh 

A mentally disturbed artist who, among other things, created amazing and somewhat trippy art, cut his own ear off for his lover, helped bring forward the impressionism era of art and screamed at people.
Vincent van Gogh once shot himself in the chest, then walked home and smoked a pipe. Like a fucking boss
Vincent van Gogh by Xeras March 5, 2012

Van Gogh-Kart 

(n) A vehicle that is missing one of its side-view mirrors, reminiscent of Vincent van Gogh's severed ear.
Some fucker sideswiped me and now I'm driving around in a Van Gogh-Kart.
Van Gogh-Kart by smellyrock July 2, 2009

Van Gogh Tickle 

When your poop is so long that the tip of it grazes the underside of your ballsack while it’s falling to the bowl as if it was a brush stroke from Van Gogh himself.
I took the biggest poo of my life today. It was so long, in fact, that it gave me the Van Gogh Tickle.
Van Gogh Tickle by ThatGuy 915 February 26, 2019

Vincent van Gogh 

1853-90
A dutch artist who while happy in childhood became grim, impoverished, melancholic and difficult-but he painted works that are now among the world's best known, best loved, and most expensive.

He came late into his artistic vocation, after years of unfulfilling careers, failed love affairs, poverty, and spiritual crises. His obsessive letters to his devoted brother, Theo, which often explain work in detail, formed the source material for the quickly emergent cult that continues to grow around him.

His style was self-taught, instantly recognizable, he used paint straight from the tube and applied it as thick as furrows. He distorted form and color in order to express inner feelings, moving away from the reproduction of literal visual appearances toward a symbolic and expressive synthesis.
Vincent van Gogh ranks with Cezanne and Gauguin as the greatest of the Post-Impressionist artists.

"Portrait of Dr. Gachet" an oil painting by Vincent van Gogh sold in 1990 for $75 million dollars.
Vincent van Gogh by EmpressDaphne August 25, 2009

Ghetto Van Gogh

Nickname for Big Herc of the Prison Talk YouTube Channel. In a prior life, Big Herc was a porn star and was known for being a master of painting faces.
Big Herc: Oh shit! I'm gonna pop! You're gonna find out why they call me the Ghetto Van Gogh!

Elektra: Blow all over my face!

Big Herc coats Elektra's face with goo. She needs five towels to clean-up.

Elektra: So why do they call you the Ghetto Van Gogh?

Big Herc: Cuz I'm from the hood and a master at painting faces!
Ghetto Van Gogh by ZXY&ABC July 8, 2020

Vasectomy Van Gogh

When someone says something so goddamned stupid that you cut your own cock off just to slap them with it.
If you are impotent anyway, give yourself a vasectomy Van Gogh to shut that stupid bitch up.
Vasectomy Van Gogh by Tipdock January 24, 2017
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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