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gbogh by ayenonayemouse April 30, 2009
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Vincent van Gogh 

A mentally disturbed artist who, among other things, created amazing and somewhat trippy art, cut his own ear off for his lover, helped bring forward the impressionism era of art and screamed at people.
Vincent van Gogh once shot himself in the chest, then walked home and smoked a pipe. Like a fucking boss
Vincent van Gogh by Xeras March 5, 2012

Van Gogh-Kart 

(n) A vehicle that is missing one of its side-view mirrors, reminiscent of Vincent van Gogh's severed ear.
Some fucker sideswiped me and now I'm driving around in a Van Gogh-Kart.
Van Gogh-Kart by smellyrock July 2, 2009

Van Gogh Tickle 

When your poop is so long that the tip of it grazes the underside of your ballsack while it’s falling to the bowl as if it was a brush stroke from Van Gogh himself.
I took the biggest poo of my life today. It was so long, in fact, that it gave me the Van Gogh Tickle.
Van Gogh Tickle by ThatGuy 915 February 26, 2019

Vincent van Gogh 

1853-90
A dutch artist who while happy in childhood became grim, impoverished, melancholic and difficult-but he painted works that are now among the world's best known, best loved, and most expensive.

He came late into his artistic vocation, after years of unfulfilling careers, failed love affairs, poverty, and spiritual crises. His obsessive letters to his devoted brother, Theo, which often explain work in detail, formed the source material for the quickly emergent cult that continues to grow around him.

His style was self-taught, instantly recognizable, he used paint straight from the tube and applied it as thick as furrows. He distorted form and color in order to express inner feelings, moving away from the reproduction of literal visual appearances toward a symbolic and expressive synthesis.
Vincent van Gogh ranks with Cezanne and Gauguin as the greatest of the Post-Impressionist artists.

"Portrait of Dr. Gachet" an oil painting by Vincent van Gogh sold in 1990 for $75 million dollars.
Vincent van Gogh by EmpressDaphne August 25, 2009

Ghetto Van Gogh

Nickname for Big Herc of the Prison Talk YouTube Channel. In a prior life, Big Herc was a porn star and was known for being a master of painting faces.
Big Herc: Oh shit! I'm gonna pop! You're gonna find out why they call me the Ghetto Van Gogh!

Elektra: Blow all over my face!

Big Herc coats Elektra's face with goo. She needs five towels to clean-up.

Elektra: So why do they call you the Ghetto Van Gogh?

Big Herc: Cuz I'm from the hood and a master at painting faces!
Ghetto Van Gogh by ZXY&ABC July 8, 2020

Vasectomy Van Gogh

When someone says something so goddamned stupid that you cut your own cock off just to slap them with it.
If you are impotent anyway, give yourself a vasectomy Van Gogh to shut that stupid bitch up.
Vasectomy Van Gogh by Tipdock January 24, 2017
More from Urban Dictionary

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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